Hello.

I am dreadfully sorry about this.

I wish I'd updated sooner, but my teachers are piling on the homework and choosing your GCSEs is a very serious business. On top of that, my inspiration has decided to go play hide and seek.

So, for the next (insert time period here) my stories will be on hold.

Also, I want to rewrite my two Splatoon stories because they.. aren't the greatest.

Again, I am sorry. I'll be posting consolation.. something. I don't know.

Again, I'm so dreadfully sorry.

Thank you all for reading my stories

But here's a joke for you all:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c-

MOOOOOO!