Yui: Thrym is going to punch twice again!
Thrym punches once but Kirito dodges. He punches again and hits Kirito. Metal Sonic fires a powerful blast Sonic, and sends him to the wall. Mighty spin attacks the robot counterpart, sending him back.
Dr. Robotnik: Get him!
Sonic: Hate to break it to you Robotnik, but you're outnumbered! Even if Metal has the chaos emeralds!
Dr. Robotnik: We'll see about that!
Metal Sonic uses his spindash and so does Sonic. Lisbeth attacks Metal with her mace, landing a strong hit.
Lisbeth: Gotcha!
Sonic: Thanks Liz!
Lisbeth: Anytime.
Kirito: One of Thrym's bars are out! It's changing attack patterns!
Thrym starts breathing in really heavily, preparing for an ice attack.
Knuckles: Hang on!
Knuckles quickly jumps and punches Thrym, stopping the attack.
Leafa: This is bad! There's only three lights left on the amulet!
Kirito: We gotta end this quick!
Freyja: Swordsman, you cannot beat Thrym this way. My family's treasure is our only hope.
Kirito: What kind of treasure is it?
Freyja: It is a golden hammer about this large.
Kirito: A hammer?
They try to look for it.
Leafa: Kazuto! Try using your lightning skill.
Kirito: Lightning? Alright.
Kirito activates a lightning sword skill. He sheathes his sword on the ground to find the hammer.
Kirito: There it is!
Kirito tries to pick up the heavy hammer. When he picks it up, he tosses it to Freyja and she catches it. Soon lightning starts overflowing on her.
Klein: Freyja!
Sonic: What in the world?!
Freyja transforms into a giant man.
Kirito and Klein: It's a guy?!
Mighty: What the heck?!
Freyja's name on her HP bar changes to Thor.
Tails: Thor?
Leafa: The god of thunder.
Dr. Robotnik: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!
Thor: Cowardly giant! You will pay for stealing Mjolnir!
Thrym summons an ice axe. They both start attacking.
Thrym: Filthy god! You will pay for tricking me! I will send that bearded face of yours back to Asgard!
Mighty: Let's attack while Thor has him distracted!
Kirito: Everyone use all your sword skills!
Asuna takes out her rapier and uses Quadruple Pain on Thrym. Klein uses a fire skill on him, Lisbeth uses a lightning sword skill, Silica uses a water skill. Thrym kneels down.
Kirito: Everyone! Now!
Everybody charges in to attack Thrym.
Thor: Back to the depths of Earth, King of Giants!
Thor finishes him off with one last bash with Mjolnir. He starts freezing.
Thrym: Be proud of your victory now you flies. If you lower your guard now, the gods of Asgard will...
He freezes and disappears.
Dr. Robotnik: Darn it! Well at least Metal Sonic is still here. You can't beat him!
Sonic and Metal Sonic continue attacking. Tails, Knuckles, and Ray join him. When Knuckles lays down a big punch on him, Metal Sonic drops all of the chaos emeralds and he gets out of his super form.
Sonic: We'll just take these, thank you.
Dr. Robotnik: You will pay for this, Sonic! You too, fairy players!
Asuna: Try us.
When Metal Sonic becomes weak, Sonic finishes him off with one last spindash.
Dr. Robotnik: Let's go, Metal Sonic! We'll come back another time! Pretty soon you will all be destroyed!
Sonic: Aww, running away? You scared?
Dr. Robotnik: No! I don't even have any other machines right now! So, maybe next time I'll try to destroy you guys. Robotnik, away!
Dr. Robotnik gets on his eggmobile and carries Metal Sonic with a tractor beam, and he flies away.
Thor: Fairy warriors and heroes, I thank you for helping me take back my stolen treasure. As for you, red swordsman, I must reward you.
Thor uses lightning magic and a hammer appears. Klein holds it.
Thor: This is Mjolnir, the lightning hammer. Use it in righteous battles. Farewell.
Thor raises his hammer and disappears.
Kirito: Congratulations on earning your first legendary weapon.
Klein: But I don't have any hammer skills.
Suddenly, the place starts shaking.
Ray: Gah! What's going on?!
Lisbeth: The place is moving!
Sinon: No, it's floating!
The shaking stops.
Leafa: There's not much time left. There's one more light.
Yui: Everyone! A staircase has appeared behind the throne!
Sonic: No time to lose! Let's go!
Everybody heads down the stairs and they see Excalibur. Kirito gets a flashback of when he fought against Sugou back then in the Grand Quest.
Kirito: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Kirito tries to pull Excalibur off of the ground.
Asuna: You can do it Kirito!
Yui: Go Daddy!
Sonic: Come on, you got this!
Lisbeth: Put your back into it!
Sinon: Show us what you're made of!
Silica: You can do it Kirito!
Klein: Pull hard!
Kirito pulls the sword really hard. When he gets it out, a bunch of tree roots start moving around, and the place starts coming apart.
Yui: The castle is coming apart! We need to escape!
Mighty: But how are we supposed to do that?!
The entire floor starts falling, along with everyone else.
Kirito: How much time is left?
Leafa: We made it! We really made it! I'm so glad we did!
Leafa hugs Kirito.
Kirito: I can't take ownership of the sword until we complete the quest.
Leafa suddenly hears something.
Leafa: Did you hear that?
Tonky quickly flies to them.
Leafa: It's Tonky!
Tails: Everyone! Jump on Tonky, quick!
Everybody starts jumping to Tonky.
Kirito: You first.
Klein: I know.
Kirito pushes Klein and he starts falling. Tonky quickly catches him with his trunk.
Klein: Thanks.
Kirito: The sword is still too heavy for me.
Yui: Daddy?
Sonic: You ok, Kirito?
Kirito: Cardinal is such a huge pain.
Kirito throws the sword away and he jumps on to Tonky. Yui goes with him. Sonic goes behind them, but when he jumps, he falls off the edge.
Tails: Oh no!
Sinon: Sonic!
Asuna: What do we do?
Suddenly, a flash of light appears to where Sonic was falling. Super Sonic comes into view. He flies up to them, carrying Excalibur.
Super Sonic: Here you go, Kirito.
Kirito: Thanks Sonic.
Lisbeth: Woah.
Silica: This is the second time I've seen him like that.
Sinon: Sonic, what happened to you?
Mighty: It's his super form. He used the chaos emeralds.
Asuna: Great job Sonic.
Super Sonic: Anytime.
The castle behind them falls apart.
Lisbeth: Well, that dungeon is now gone. Too bad we can only do it once. What a waste.
All of the snow disappears and the lake starts filling with water. The roots from the World Tree start going down to the lake and trees start growing. A bunch of buildings appear as well.
Asuna: Look at that.
Tonky starts making more noises.
Sinon: He must be happy.
Ray: We did it.
They all look down and see Tonky's friends. A bunch of players look up to them.
Leafa: I'm so glad we did it, right Tonky? You have so much friends.
Then, Urdr appears before them.
Urdr: You have all done a wonderful job. The Holy Sword Excalibur has been removed from its dais, and Jotunheimr has returned to its proper form. It is all thanks to you. My sisters wish to thank you as well.
Verdandi appears on her right.
Klein: Woah.
Verdandi: My name is Verdandi. Thank you, fairy warriors, and heroes. I never thought I would see my home so green again. Thank you so much.
Urdr's other sister, Skuld appears to her left.
Skuld: My name is Skuld. Thank you all so much.
Verdandi and Skuld gives all of them a reward.
Urdr: I offer you the blade as a reward.
Excalibur disappears and a notification window pops up saying that the Holy Sword has been put in his inventory.
Kirito: Yes!
Urdr, Skuld, and Verdandi: Til we meet again.
They start flying away, Then Klein steps up.
Klein: Wait, Skuld! Can I please have your number?!
Tails: Oh great.
Mighty: Why am I not surprised?
Skuld stops for a moment and waves to Klein. She sends some sparkles to him, and blessing him.
Lisbeth: You know Klein, you may be a doofus, but you have heart.
Later on, at the Dicey Cafe in the real world...
Kazuto: Well Yui?
Yui: I can see you Daddy, and I can hear you too.
Shino: What is this supposed to be?
Tails: He's turning the Dicey Cafe's real time footage in pseudo 3D.
Kazuto: Try moving slowly, Yui.
Yui: Ok Daddy.
Yui starts moving. The camera on the ceiling moves.
Kazuto: So Yui should feel like she's flying around the room.
Shino: I see. So that camera and microphone are both acting like terminal sensory devices for her.
Suguha: Yeah. My brother is doing mechasomething.
Kazuto, and Tails: Mechatronics.
Suguha: He's taking courses in that and also making this as his class project. It's for Yui, right?
Yui: Thank you Daddy!
Kazuto: You're welcome sweetheart.
At night, everybody heads down to the Dicey Cafe for dinner as a reward for obtaining Excalibur.
Kazuto: Alright everyone. We are celebrating today for getting the Holy Sword Excalibur, and the Lightning Hammer, Mjolnir. Cheers to 2025!
Everyone: Cheers!
Shino: Why do they call it Excalibur?
Kazuto: What do you mean?
Shino: In the novels, they would normally call it Caliber.
Sonic: The sword has three different names, actually.
Ray: You've read books about King Arthur, Sinon?
Shino: When I was in middle school, I would always end up in the library, and I would read a bunch of legends about King Arthur. I always thought it was Caliber.
Asuna: There were a lot more names besides that in the original legend, right?
Tails: Well, the spelling seems different in the names.
Shino: And Caliber is a word for the diameter of a gun barrel. It can also mean the size of a person's quality too.
Rika: So what you're saying is that the owner of Excalibur has to bee someone who's an acceptional person.
Keiko: You mean like Kirito?
Rika: Yeah. I heard that he just made a whole lot of money from his part-time job.
Kazuto: Huh?!
Everybody looks to Kazuto.
Sonic: So, you gonna pay for our food or what?
Knuckles: You are the owner of Excalibur after all.
Kazuto: Yeah, of course! I was saving it for a surprise but who cares! Dinner is on me everyone!
Asuna: Thank you so much Kirito.
Ray: Awesome! Thanks!
Mighty: You're a nice guy.
Klein: Thanks man.
Knuckles: I don't have to pay for my enchiladas now.
Kazuto: You're welcome everyone.
The End.

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