And we're back!

Deadpool: Finally, it's taken ages just to get this up!

Define ages.

Deadpool: A thousand years, give or take.


We then cut to Edinburgh, Scotland.

We see Elsa, Anna, Nighlock, Captain America, Black Widow, and Falcon were hiding in the shadows in Edinburgh, Scotland. Elsa had contacted Anna about what went down in Agrabah, down to the last detail. She then contacted Merida, telling her of the situation and how she would need the subway, a large part of town, and a train to be evacuated, having a feeling that the Black Order would be able to track down Vision.

Nighlock set up a mobile train base of operations, and sent out drones to locate Vision and Scarlet Witch. As he worked to find them, a thought crossed his mind. Why did Dark Eagle and his comrades attack Agrabah, when the Time Stone was in New York? Another thought crossed his mind, what if they were trying to draw Dr. Strange to them?

Just then, Elsa came into his lab.

"Anything?" she asked.

"Not yet," Nighlock replied. "But I do have a theory on why they attacked Agrabah, and not New York."

"Oh?" Elsa asked, intrigued.

"I believe they attacked Agrabah to draw Strange there," Nighlock said. "They were probably hoping to get him somewhere where there'd be less of a chance for a counterattack on their ship."

"Interesting theory," Elsa said. "Listen, I wanna thank you for saving my people from that monster all those years ago. When he tried to gas Arendelle."

"Well, someone had to stop him," Nighlock replied. "I just can't believe he would do those things. Only a monster would kill an innocent child."

"Your tone suggests there's more to his story than you're letting on," Elsa noticed. Nighlock sighed and turned to her.

"You know what he told me in Agrabah?" Nighlock replied. "He told me that he was six years old when he went to Thanos. Thanos didn't conquer his world, he told me it was because he lost his family in a war that his kind took too far to defeat their enemies. That he was six years old when that happened. What sort of monster does that?"

"Then why do I feel like there's even more to he's letting on?" Elsa asked.

Before Nighlock could answer, a beeping sound was heard on the computer. Nighlock checked it out, and saw that it was the alert for when the scanner had located Vision.

"Get the others, tell them I've located Vision," Nighlock said urgently.

Elsa nodded and rushed out. If they had located Vision, then so had the Children of Thanos. Elsa wasn't far out the door when she heard the Mutant Warrior say, "Where are you, you son of a bitch? I know you're gonna be there."


Elsewhere, in a room at an inn in Edinburgh.

We see that Wanda Maximoff (aka Scarlet Witch) and Vision (in a human disguise) are sharing the room. Wanda is in bed while Vision watches out a window. As Vision stood at the window, a high pitched trilling sounded off from the Mind Stone, making him gasp in pain and touch the Mind Stone. Wanda seemed to take notice, and looked up in concern.

"Vis, is it the Stone again?" Wanda asked, as if this has happened before.

"It's as if it's speaking to me," Vision confirmed.

"What does it say?" Wanda asked.

"I don't... I don't know," Vision replied. "But something..."

The Stone made another trilling sound, making Vision flinch. Wanda came over to check on him. He took her hand and put it on the Stone.

"What do you feel?" he asked her.

Wanda used her powers to see what she could get out of the Mind Stone. after a few seconds, she stopped.

"Nothing," she told him. "I just feel you."


Later, we see Vision and Wanda walking through the streets of Edinburgh as the last citizen went to lock himself in his house as requested by Merida.

"I must say, it has been an oddly peaceful these days," Vision said to her. "Tony hasn't called in for a high risk mission. Steve hasn't gotten a report for a mission for the black ops team."

"You can't deny that it dies feel good though," Wanda pointed out.

"No, I cannot," Vision chuckled. "You know, I've been thinking lately."

"About what?" Wanda asked.

"What if we took a page out of Clint's book?" Vision replied. "Settled down. Started a family of our own."

"Our deal with the other was clear, Vis," Wanda told him. "We gave them our word we would return in three days."

"Yes, but what if we had more time?" Vision asked. "We could maybe talk with your father, see what he thinks."

"Pietro was stubborn, who do you think he gets that from?" Wanda told him, smiling.

"If we wanted, we could run off together," Vision replied. "I would do anything to earn your father's trust."

Wanda looked at him for a moment, before her eyes saw a TV screen in a window. She walked past her boyfriend to check out what it was about.

"Or maybe not," Vision said, unaware of what was going on.

"Vis, I think you should see this," Wanda stated.

Vision turned around. What he saw on the screen shocked him as much as it did Wanda. It showed the Q-Ship in Agrabah, the alien battle, the fight between Nighlock and Dark Eagle, that reknowned former neuro surgeon Doctor Stephen Strange, reporter Eddie Brock, and Tony Stark had all gone mising.

"What is it?" Wanda asked.

"What the Stone was warning me about," Vision replied. "If I'm not mistaken, this is an all hands on deck situation. It appears we have to cut our vacation short."

"Vis," Wanda said, beginning to notice how much quieter then usual the city was.

"I'll see if I can get some us some tickets back to the States," Vision continued.

"Vis, have you noticed that the city is much quieter than usual tonight?" Wanda told him.

Without warning, Corvus Glaive suddenly appeared and stabbed through the back. Vision yelled out in pain as his disguise came off.

"Vision!" Wanda yelled.

Wanda was about to jump into help him, when Proxima Midnight jumped down behind her. She raised her spear and fired an energy blast from behind, sending her into a nearby store window. Glaive dropped Vision on his back, put his foot on his chest, then began trying to pry the Mind Stone from his forehead. Vision yelled out in agony. Before they could remove the Stone, however, Wanda got back up and blasted Glaive and Midnight with her powers. She then telekinetically lifted Vision into the air. She then flew into the air and landed a few feet away from the two Children of Thanos. Before Vision could hit the ground, Wanda caught him and set him down gently. She ran over to him and helped over to a pillar so they could take cover.

"The blade prevented me from phasing," Vision informed her as she began using her powers to mend his wound.

"Is that even possible?" Wanda asked in shock.

"I'm not sure," Vision replied. "I'm starting to think we should've stayed in bed."

Just then, Glaive appeared again, and attacked Vision. Proxima then tried to attack Wanda, who took cover behind a pillar. Proxima attacked again, pushing her away from the cover of the pillar. Vision attempted to get Glaive away from him, but resulted in getting pinned again.

"Give us the Stone, and she lives," Corvus threatened.

Empowered by the threat, Vision flew himself and Glaive over to the roof of the cathedral. Vision punched Glaive back, allowing him to fire his Mind Beam. To his surprise, Glaive used his polearm to deflect the Beam, making it destroy a car near Proxima and Wanda. Wanda dodged a strike from Midnight, while Glaive finally used his polearm to redirect the Beam back at Vision, sending him against the wall. Midnight pinned Wanda down, and tried to slice her with the other end of her spear, which Wanda blocked and held back with her telekinesis. A cry was heard from Vision, as Wanda looked on the walls of another building to see the shadows of Glaive and Vision. Wanda used her telekinesis to throw Midnight into the already destroyed vehicle nearby.

Up on top of the Cathedral, Glaive was attempting to use his polearm to pry the Mind Stone from Vision's forehead once more. Upon hearing a thud behind him, he turned to see Wanda behind him. Glaive could only growl as she blasted him with an energy blast. With Glaive not on the roof anymore, Wanda ran over to Vision and picked him up, and telekinetically flew away with him. Down on the ground, Midnight had gotten back up, picked up her spear, and blasted Wanda again, knocking her and Vision into the train station.


Back inside the team's train, Nighlock received a ping from his suit's alert system. He checked it out to see Wanda and Vision in the train station, looklng they had just gotten ambushed and had been trying to escape.

"They're in the train station, on our track," Nighlock told his team. "Prepare to jump."


Back in the train station, Wanda got back up and set Vision over by the guard rails.

"You have to get out of here," he told her.

"Sorry, but protocol says never leave teammate behind," Wanda told him. "So I'm staying."

Just then, Midnight and Glaive jumped down theough the roof. Wanda got into a fighting stance, aware that ahe might go down fighting.

At that moment, the team's train arrived. Cap jumped out on the other side, Black Widow jumped out on their side, and hid behind something, waiting for Cap's signal, Falcon jumped out once the train began exiting the station, and Nighlock twleported himself, Elsa, and Anna to the ceiling, right above Glaive and Midnight. Once the train moved out of the way, Midnight threw her spear at Cap, who dodged then caught it, much to the Daughter of Thanos's surprise. Cap stepped out of the shadows and revealing he had full facial hair, making Wanda and Vision smile at him.

With Cap now out of the shadows, the team attacked. Falcon flew in and tackled Proxima, while Cap threw her spear to Natasha, who caught it. Black Widow ran at Glaive, who swung his polearm at her. Natasha slid under the attack, turned around, then stabbed Glaive with Midnight's spear, making him yell in pain. With all her might, she threw Glaive over by a bench. Suddenly, the spear flew out of her hands and into Midnight's, who may have dealt with Falcon already. Nighlock dropped down and in front of the polearm, ran, picked it up, did a barrel roll, and blcoked the attack, much to Midnight's shock.

So this is the one who defeated Tarkon, Midnight thought to herself.

She was interrupted from her thoughts when Anna jumped down and kicked her in the leg. Midnight turned around, only to be punched in the face by Cap, pushed back by an ice beam from Elsa, then kicked over to Glaive. She turned to her brother and put a hand on his chest.

"Get up," she whispered to him.

"I can't," he replied.

"We don't wanna kill you," Black Widow told them. "But we will."

"You won't get another chance," Midnight told her, recongizing defeat.

She had her and Glaive's ship beam her and Glaive up. Glaive's polearm flew out of Nighlock's hand and up to the ship as it flew away. The team ran over to Wanda and Vision.

"Can you stand?" Falcon asked Vision.

Vision stood up and allowed to Falcon to help him walk. Allies looked at each other, thankful for the other being there.

"Thank you, Captain Rogers," Vision told the captain.

"We got here as soon as we could," Steve told him.


Later, as the sun began to rise, we see the team's Quinjet taking off. Inside, we see Nighlock tending to Vision and Wanda's wounds, Anna and Elsa sitting down, while Falcon was in the pilot's seat.

"You know, I thought we had a deal," Natasha told Wanda and Vision as she went to go sit down. "Stay close, and always keep your transponders on at all times."

"We know," Wanda replied, turning her head to look at her. "We just wanted more time."

"Where to, Cap?" Falcon asked.

"Home," Steve replied.

Falcon set a course for Avengers Mansion, that's what Deadpool called it at least, and flew the Quinjet in that direction.


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