7Chapter One: The Perfect Plan
Shego sat in her usual spot reading a magazine as Drakken fiddled about with his latest weapon. What would it be this time? Shego thought to herself as she heard Drakken start to cackle like a chicken.
"I've done it, Shego! I have the ultimate plot to dismantle Team Possible once and for all!"
Shego only rolled her eyes and continued to read from her magazine. I've heard that joke before, Doctor D. Shego took a moment to process what she heard. Wait. What did he say? Shego thought in confusion as she listened closer to Drakken's rant.
"I have done it, Shego!" Drakken repeated. "The objective is not to kill Kim Possible but separate her from the Buffoon! Without him, Kim Possible is off balance, and I intend to break her when she is vulnerable."
A rock settled in Shego's stomach. Be careful, Kimmie. I think Drakken actually has an effective plan today.
Kim and Ron were weathering through class. That was an accurate description of the class as the English teacher droned on in lifeless monotone.
"Ugh…This is killing me!" Kim moaned out in aggravation.
She already had a short temper today because everything went wrong today. Ron wasn't doing too well either, but that was par for her blonde friend. Kim sighed. She needed a mission to vent, preferably one with Shego. Strangely, it was almost therapeutic to fight with the green woman. Kim always felt relaxed after a fight with the woman. One would think it was the opposite, but for Kim as a ball of energy already, she was able to burn through pint up emotions and throw everything into a fight with the green woman.
As thoughts of the green woman invaded Kim's mind, she got up because of the bell. Then, Kim went to get her books from her locker for the next class. Wade popped on the monitor and looked at her with a bit of confusion as Kim turned to leave.
"There was a strange hit on your site a moment ago." The boy-genius scratched the back of his head. "I don't know what to make of it."
A screen with the post appeared on the monitor. Kim studied the message. Written in code and signed by a pseudonym: Ms. Greene. Kim mulled it over in her mind.
Ron chuckled. "It's from Shego."
Kim looked at Ron as if he had his head on backwards.
"No, KP, seriously…" Ron said as he pointed to a part of the note with a light scowl. "Here is an anagram for 'Buffoon'." Ron pointed to another spot. "Here's an anagram for 'Princess'." Ron's analysis fell silent as only his lips moved. "By all the Nacos in Bueno Nacho!" Kim rolled her eyes at Ron's exclamation, but Ron continued. "Drakken really has his game together for this one if Shego felt she had to warn us."
Kim shivered at the thought. Ron, I hope you're wrong. "Wade, get us a ride, please and thank you."
Wade smiled and nodded before the screen cut to black.
As they flew to Drakken's lair, Ron kept thinking about something that bugged him about Shego. "KP, why does Shego call you all those nicknames?"
Kim looked at him. "She uses them to try and get under my skin." Ron sighed, "Princess, Cupcake, Kimmie, and Pumpkin…Forgive me if that doesn't sound damning but endearing."
Kim snorted. "Cupcake means…"
Ron grinned, "…small but sweet and delicious just like a full-size cake. Princesses are kind and beautiful, and Kimmie? For god's sake, your own Mom uses that one because it's cute."
Kim blinked in shock. "What are you saying, Ron?"
Ron grinned. "You get her hot under the collar in more ways than one."
Kim blushed. "Ron, Shego can't be interested in me."
Ron shrugged and looked Kim in the eyes. "Why not?"
Kim was surprised by Ron's persistence. "Are you trying to set me up with Shego?"
Ron dodged the question expertly. "You are blind when it comes to people interested in you. Josh Mankey was looking at other girls while you were glued to him when you crushed on him." Ron pointed out. "Then, there was Eric. He was a freaking syntho-drone Kim! You couldn't see it because he had broad shoulders and was smooth as silk. Hell, I crushed on you for a while before Yuri and I met. You didn't even notice." Ron was downcast for a moment but almost instantly recovered. "Now, let's look at Shego. How many battles have you fought? In spite of Shego's danger to you, you never get hurt when fighting her."
Kim opened her mouth to counter, but Ron held up his hand. "I'm nowhere near done, KP. Shego sticks with Drakken, but we've seen her take over the world without him. An older you didn't exist because Shego killed the you of that Timeline and removed the last of her humanity as she did." Kim noticed that Ron's eyes had a blue tent to them. "MMP rocks at recovering memories." Ron said as he pumped his fist in the air as explanation. "…and what about that mugshot in your locker? Need a little eye candy so that you can get past English without losing it?"
Kim blushed feverishly, but Ron's kind smile never wavered. Kim sighed as she looked at the drop zone.
Ron smiled in return and gave Kim a thumbs up and winked. Trust me, Kim.
Kim smiled and nodded at Ron.
Once on the ground, Ron and Kim slowly made their way through the death traps and took out henchmen as they went. When Kim and Ron got to the main room, Kim and Shego began their fight. Shego waited for something to happen with the strange ray gun, but all Drakken did was track Ron with the weapon. "Why the sudden interest in Ron?"
"I don't know, Princess. Something about taking your team apart, so the Smurf can work without being foiled."
Kim's eyes hardened but before she could respond, a scream of anger or pain came from where Ron was. Both Kim and Shego froze, turned, and stared at the scene before them in shock.
Ron was clearly in pain, but a blue energy field clashed against Drakken's ray and kept the ray at bay. Ron glared at Drakken, sweat pouring from his brow as the boy pushed against the ray. Ron slowly made progress and was soon inches from the machine.
"Watch it, Buffoon! The feedback is overwhelming the system!"
Ron put his hands on the barrel of the ray gun. "My…name…is…RON!"
At that moment, the feedback dampeners Drakken built into the gun as a safety measure failed. The gun exploded in a massive wave of energy and threw Ron into the wall.
Kim gasped and ran to her friend. "Ron!"
Shego could only stare in shock. Ron stepped up. She thought as a pleased smile as she walked over to the blonde and left Drakken to pick himself up.
Kim knelt by her friend and noticed something was instantly off when Ron's short hair had grown to go halfway down the back. Shego arrived just in time to watch Kim turn Ron over. Kim gasped at what she saw while Shego smirked. In Ron's clothes was a beautiful teen girl. Her face was softer than Ron's, and she was well endowed for a teen. (Kim couldn't deny being a little jealous at that.) Besides the breasts, softer face, and natural feminine figure; the blonde goofball was still himself err…was it "herself" now?
Ron woke up with a groan. "What hit me?" She mumbled as she looked at Kim in confusion.
Kim slowly pulled out her compact, so the boy-turned-girl could see the change. Ron did the logical thing: She screamed at the sight.
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