5"Chris Wants Pancakes"
Rated T for pure stupidity from Chris's part
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series or any of its characters in the show. Total Drama and its characters are owned and associated by FreshTV and its creators, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, since I'm getting so sick and tired of getting writer's block all the frickin' time, here comes a nice funny Chris McLean/Chef Hatchet drabble (NOT SLASH, SORRY) for all of you to enjoy. Enjoy the randomness from yours truly.
It was another fresh day inside a Toronto IHOP as the host of the Total Drama series, Chris McLean, was busy hanging out with his best friend/partner Chef Hatchet over a plate of freshly-made pancakes. Well, those pancakes were made for Chef Hatchet to eat himself. All Chris had in his plate was the crepes that he ordered. That didn't satisfy at him at all though as he looked to Chef, who had pancakes in his mouth already.
"You must love those pancakes, huh?" Chris said to Chef.
"Every time I go to IHOP, I always get them, Chris." Chef spoke up to the hose, "Now don't bother be, alright? I'm trying to eat."
"Just checking." Chris shrugged out.
After a few minutes of silence, Chris looked back to Chef and replied, "Can I have your pancakes, dude?"
"No ya can't have my pancakes!" Chef snarled at Chris, "Besides, you ordered crepes remember?"
"Yeah, but they're like tiny thin pancakes with less fluff!" Chris whined before asking again, "That's why I'm asking you can I have your pancakes."
"Hell naw, Chris! Now leave me alone, I'm eatin'!" Chef snarled again before eating his pancakes once more.
This was now becoming so desperate for Chris. All he wanted was Chef's pancakes, and so far, Chef wasn't giving him any. Chris just had to think of some sort of last-second distraction in order to get rid of the pancakes that Chef was eating.
So in the heat of the moment, Chris looked to the left of Chef's shoulder and pointed out, "Is that a hot Playboy centerfold I see outside?"
"I GET FIRST DIBS!" Chef shouted as he got off his chair and ran outside, hopefully to find the chick himself.
While Chef was outside, Chris smirked right away as he slid Chef's pancakes onto his plate and chomped right away at the flapjacks with the swagger of a jerk that he was, but not before putting some butter and syrup to go on top first.
"Hehehe, what a douchebag..." smirked Chris with his mouth full as he continued eating.
Yeah, I know I tried the best that I could, but c'mon, I could totally see Chris doing this like the lovable A-hole that he is. So if you love A-hole Chris in this one, then this may be the drabble for you.
Anyway, read and review if you wish and Happy Mother's Day. Oh, and call your senators to save Net Neutrality as well!
