Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina or Rick and Morty.

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Rick took out a bucket from the trunk of his spaceship and proceed to fill it with the nearby sea water.

"Doo doo de doo doo. Doo doo Dee doo doo…" Rick uttered as he walked over to the trio. Then then splashed them with it.

Naru woke in a flash, separating herself from Mutsumi's embrace. As for Mutsumi, she hugged Su tighter as she sat up.

"Wha-what? What happened…?" Naru asked as she looked around When she saw Rick, she growled as she stood up, "Rick! What the hell did you do? Are you trying to get my shirt wet to see my boobs?"

"Nah. I'm just trying to save my apprentice from marshmallow hell. I have no desire to see your tsundere tits whatsoever. Seriously, none whatsoever. I mean, why would I want to? Especially when I can go to a strip club and not only see better ones, but get treated far better," Rick said. Crossing his arms and looking at the sea, he began to mutter to himself, "Hell, even as a tsundere, you're pretty pathetic. I know a nice maid cafe where the theme is Tsundere. There I-"

"No one asked you about maid cafes, you old pervert!" Naru yelled, getting Rick to glare at her. Naru proceeded to glare right back.

"Ara, Naru-chan, you know better than to yell at our elders," Mutsumi said in a gentle reprimanding tone. She looked down and asked, "When did I get a new hugging pillow?"

"I'm no pillow, I'm Kaolla Su!" Su cried out before she wriggled her way out of Mutsumi's arms. She then proceeded to cartwheel to Rick's spaceship.

"Naru, You better fucking apologize to me. I am the only way you can get back to the Inn for free. I mean, you didn't even think to bring your wallet or phone!" Rick said, poking Naru's shoulder with a finger.

"Ara, I can ask my mom to give Naru some money to get back home," Mutsumi said as she sensed Tama entering Rick's spaceship.

When Naru looked a bit relieved at Mutsumi, Rick said, "Yup, just take some money from a woman who has like… what seven kids, not counting Melon-for-brains there? I'm sure nothing will happen, especially in this economy!"

Taking a deep breath and looking down, Naru spoke like each word was a punch to the gut, "Rick Sanchez, I… am… sorry for… getting… mad… at you and… yelling… at you…"

"Eh, not the best, but I'll take what I can get…" Rick said in a bored tone before he took out some crystals, crushed them and proceeded to snort them. He went inside the spaceship. Leaning out of the spaceship, he said, "Let's get a move on, Naru."

Before Naru could move, Mutsumi grabbed her arm and said, "Please give Keitaro a chance , Naru-chan. He's better than you think he is."

Hiding her face from Mutsumi, Naru spoke without thinking, "I'll think about giving the jellyfish a chance, Mutsumi."

Mutsumi cheered up before she said, "That's all I ask. I'll be sure to come to the Hinata inn for the next test for Todai."

Naru said nothing as she went into Rick's spaceship. Inwardly, she thought, 'Now I have to give the pervert a chance! Why did I even want to come here in the first place?'

Mutsumi waved goodbye as the Spaceship flew off into the sky and beyond.

-o-

"You're doing better than we started, Keitaro. Keep this up and I might be more willing to throw my hat into the ring if you pass," Mizuho said with a wink and a smile.

Looking away with a blush on his face, Keitaro sheepishly replied, "T-thanks, Mizuho-san."

-o-

Kitsune was on a payphone some blocks away from the Hinata, listening to her informatant cycle through a number of papers.

"There doesn't seem to be any official gag order in any government documents I've got my hands on, but there have been a small number of suppressions and alterations to a number of articles around Kyoko. Most seem to use some of the Nerima wrecking crew were on a vacation, even though the M.O. doesn't fit. I mean, which is more believable, changing people into animals with water and they go on a rampage or an old man with a raygun and a short temper?"

"I've seen Ranma Saotome and how he changes gender with water, but what some of the rumors I've discovered from some of my other informants about Rick scares me enough to think that he might use their chaos to cover up some of his dangerous experiments," Kitsune replied with a sigh. "Anything I could use to force him outta the Hinata?"

"No," The informant answered.

"No as in 'I can't find anything' or no as in 'I like living too much'?" Kitsune asked.

"You're a smart girl. You figure it out," The informant said before hanging up.

"Ass," Kitsune grumbled.

-o-

I fear him. The intruder.

The one who is drunk, yet brilliant.

He took my twin.

I can only hope they are still alive.

They only wanted to help others with their love lives.

They didn't mean to go as far as they did when they helped others.

They didn't deserve to be abandoned for such a long time.

I want to see my sibling again. To see them work once more to help bring couples together.

But all I can see is the place where they used to be. The vessel the used to inhabit

Only I heard them scream as they vanished. No one else seemed to hear anything.

That will be in my nightmares as long as I exist.

I can only hope that it won't happen to me.

-o-

As Keitaro led Mizuho to the front door, they heard a loud crash.

"What was that?" Mizuho asked with panic. She didn't know if she should be more frightened or try to calm down by the fact that Keitaro seemed more annoyed than worried.

"That's probably be Grandpa Rick, making a rough landing with his spaceship," Keitaro answered.

Giving Keitaro a look of disbelief, Mizuho asked, "You're kidding, right?"

Keitaro shook his head. "Nope. Wanna see?"

Mizuho sighed before she said, "Fine, alright. I have some time to kill."

So the two walked towards the formerly abandoned annex. Right in front was Rick's spaceship, with the front end stuck in the ground.

"ME? You're the one who was driving-flying-whatever! You were in control!" Naru yelled.

"Excuse me! I'm not the one screaming like a god-damned ha-burp-harpy because I'm going a bit too fast for her liking! This is the safest thing on the planet! Amusement parks wish they could be a fraction of how safe this could get!" Rick yelled as he was trying to unbuckle himself from the seat.

"This is safe? I must've been crazy to get on this and meet Mutsumi!" Naru yelled backed as she unbuckled herself and leapt out. She stomped past Keitaro and Mizuho, apparently not noticing them.

"Need some help, Sensei?" Su asked as she calmly unbuckled herself.

"N-no, just give me a moment," Rick grumbled before he unbuckled his seatbelt. "Yes! Got it!"

As he climbed out, Rick asked, "Hey, Keitaro. Hey, Mizuho. What's happs?"

"We… just finished our first study sesson. It was like you said. I had to be a bit firm with him and…. And… " Mizuho uttered. Eventually, she facepalmed for a moment before gesturing to the spaceship and cried out, "A spaceship? You have a spaceship and you hired me to teach your grandson? Why can't you teach him? I bet it would be as easy as a snap."

"Burp! 'Cause I got shit to do and I have my hands full with teaching this scamp," Rick answered as he ruffled Su's hair. With a touch of bitterness as he recalled Keitaro's mother, he added "Besides, Keitaro retains stuff better when he learns from women."

"Where did you go with Narusegawa?" Keitaro asked with some concern for his tenant.

"We went to Okinawa to see her friend, Mutsumi Otohime," Rick answered.

All concern and worry seemed vanish from Mizuho, as she tried to hide her excitement as she asked, "So you can go anywhere on Earth and hot have to worry about passports, waiting, or stuff like that?"

"Peh, Earth's not even my limit. I can go to the freakin Andromeda Galaxy!" Rick answered with pride in his voice. "Hell, I can even whip up passports that'll work anywhere, no questions asked!"

"Let's stick to the stuff that won't get us arrested," Keitaro said with a worried smile.

Rick grumbled something under his breath before Su cried out as she lifted up a turtle, "Hey! Found a turtle!"

Rick replied, "Ah-ha! That's Tama! He belongs to Mutsumi! Also, he likes to be put into dresses!"

"Ah! Gotcha! Gonna go see if Shinomu wants to play dressup!" Su cried out as she ran to the Hinata.

Mizuho, Keitaro, and Rick watched Su run into the inn, holding Tama above her head like a trophy. After a moment, Rick said to himself, "Huh… Thought for sure she'd try to eat the damn thing… Guess I did or said something that saved the flying frisbee… Or she'll try to get Shinobu to cook him."

"Eat?" Mizuho asked before her phone began to beep. After looking at it, She said, "Well, I had less time than I thought. I better go to my next appointment."

After Mizuho left the two, Rick asked, "So… How far you'd get?"

As Rick began to drink from his flask, Keitaro answered, "Well, first it was a bit awkward and I was nervous because we were the only ones in the Inn, but we got past that after a little bit of talking. I was a bit worried we wouldn't get everything done before everyone got back, but we managed."

Rick nearly spat up what he was drinking before he said, "Keitaro, my man! And here I thought you'd wuss out!"

"How would I wuss out on studying for the test for Tokyo University?" Keitro asked.

After a few moments, Rick said in a very disappointed voice, "And the girls claim you're a pervert. I'm disappointed in you, Keitaro. I spent time with Naru, just to make sure she didn't interrupt you banging Mizuho."

Keitaro sputtered for a few moments before he angrily said, "I'm not going to have sex with someone I just met!"

"Whatever. I gotta fix my spaceship," Rick said as he quickly went inside of his ship and began to fiddle with the controls.

"I'm better than what you and the girls think I am, Grandpa Rick," Keitaro said, getting mad enough to glare at Rick.

"Eh, I already think you're better than what the girls claim. They think you're a rapist in waiting. I think you're a spineless dreamer," Rick replied as the spaceship floated out of the ground. After he adjusted his spaceship, he landed it on the ground. Rick looked at Keitaro and added, "By the way, I honestly don't think you have it in you to be a rapist."

Keitaro stepped back in shock, but still was angry. "What… What did you just… I am not a rapist, Grandpa Rick. I was raised better than that!"

"Never said you were. Just making sure that you knew what I thought, Grandson," Rick replied, as he stepped out of his spaceship.

Before Keitaro could respond. Rick closed his eyes and fell forward. Keitaro grabbed him and asked, "Grandpa Rick?"

Rick merely muttered gibberish.

Keitaro sighed as he began to carry Rick's body to the formerly abandoned annex. He grumbled, "I wonder if he really did pass out or if he's trying something that fucked his body up."

In the bushes, Shinobu watched as she held out a smartphone, recording what had happened.

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Notes from HotelKatz : I had my sister look this chapter over as something as a betareader.

Now for an omake for the last chapter, using something I thought of using, but decided against!

-omake-

"This won't do..." Mutsumi muttered. She grabbed Naru's head and forced it once more into her bosom, saying "Otohime-Style: Hypno-Breasts!"

As Naru struggled, Su asked, "is that a real thing?"

"Hypno-boobs? Well, yeah, but not so much here. If it works, then it means that Naru has a week will," Rick answered as Mutsumi took Naru away from her bosom.

"Naru-chan, now will you give Keitaro a chance?" Mutsumi asked.

"Boobs…" Naru cooed.

"No, Keitaro. Not boobs," Mutsumi said with a tiny bit of annoyance.

"Boobs," Naru said before throwing her head back in Mutsumi's bosom and began to rapidly shake her face.

"Ara… I guess I did it for too long," Mutsumi muttered.

-omake end-

I thank H-man of the Fanfic forums for suggesting 'Otohime-Style: Hypno-Breasts' instead of what I had originally wrote, which was 'Otohime breast hypnosis!'