6When Sheldon got home from work that day, he found that Amy had already made dinner for him. Not only did he get spaghetti with hot dog slices, he got two beverage glasses of Strawberry Quik. The two glasses really got Sheldon's attention.
"Thank you for a wonderful meal," complimented Sheldon. "But why am I being served two glasses of Strawberry Quik?"
"Because your behavior has been twice as good in the past few days," Amy answered with a suspiciously large grin.
Sheldon and Amy finished eating, talked for a while, and then went to bed.
Sheldon slept well for about three hours. Then he had to get up and use the bathroom.
He got out of bed and tiptoed quietly, without turning on any lights. He did not want to disturb Amy if he could avoid it.
When it came time to flush the toilet, Sheldon pushed the lever. Nothing happened.
He tried a second time. And a third time. No dice.
Sheldon realized he would have to inspect the toilet manually. So he proceeded to remove the lid.
He got both hands on the lid. He lifted the lid a few inches.
FLASH! A strong blast of light emanated from the toilet bowl.
Sheldon screamed and dropped the lid. A dozen miniature robots the size of Oreo cookies shot out of the inside of the toilet, swarming and flying around Sheldon, and emitting vicious bird cries as sound. Sheldon wanted to run away, but the robots were encircling him relentlessly. They also had red demonic eyes. Several of them seemed to be aiming to fly directly into his face. None succeeded.
The maneuvers of the robots whipped Sheldon into a frenzy. It seemed like eons, but the robots ran out of battery power in less than three minutes.
Sheldon slid to the ground. It took him time to catch his breath. He had been given the scare of his life. That was the bad news. The good news was that he was 100% sure of the person behind it.
That person opened the bathroom door with a gargantuan smile.
Sheldon scowled at her and asked, "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Amy had just one word.
"BAZINGA!"
The End. If you write a review, please describe how Sheldon should get back at Amy. Go ahead. I dare you.
