10Heero Sandwich
By Lord Raa
Disclaim-me-do: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis.
Part 1
Relena Darlian sighed for the umpteenth time that day as she considered her upcoming birthday. It wasn't that she hated her father, as some of her peers did, but it was annoying that he couldn't spend much time with her.
"I guess that's the price of having an important father…" she said as she looked out over the sea. Glancing down, she noticed a figure lying on the beach.
Rushing to the shoreline, Relena saw that this figure was still breathing and dressed in a spacesuit. She removed the helmet.
"He's my age…"
A sea breeze caused the figure to stir.
"Are you hurt at all?" Relena asked as she leaned in to closer examine the young man. 'He's cute…'
"What?" the young man asked groggily.
"The ambulance will be here soon."
"Ambulance?" The young man was recovering quickly and he jumped to his feet. "Did you see?"
"What?"
"Did you see?" he repeated. Realising that he'd been spotted and capture was imminent, he tried to activate his suicide device.
It failed, barely emitting more than a bang and puff of smoke.
"Damn," the young man cursed. He looked up to see that an ambulance had arrived.
A figure washes up on a beach in a military-grade space suit? Questions would be asked. Questions that he didn't want to answer. He knew that he had to escape and this vehicle would be the best option for him.
Relena sat stunned as she watched the man, who just moments earlier had been unconscious on the sand, incapacitate three grown men with a single hit each and steal the ambulance like it was nothing more taxing than reaching for his hat and coat.
"Wow… I'm Relena Darlian, pleased to meet you," she said to the departing figure.
Later that evening, Relena sat in her room thinking about what she'd seen earlier that day.
She wanted to tell her parents, but what could she tell them? That a young man washed up upon the shore and stole an ambulance? Even if they believed her, they'd just increase the security detail that followed her.
That wasn't necessarily a bad thing, but meant that boys were put off from approaching her as it was. Even the boys at school who saw themselves as ruffians and delinquents were already put off by the security detail that followed her.
The nicer options at school bored Relena. They reminded her of the world of her parents: politeness and formality and interminable dullness.
Relena undressed for bed, lamenting that the most interesting boy she'd met in a long time had run off like a scalded cat.
"If only…" she sighed as she slipped into her soft pyjamas and under the duvet. As she succumbed to fatigue, a pleasant yet overly optimistic thought entered her head. "Maybe I will see him again…"
The following day, Relena was surprised to see that same boy from the beach being introduced as her new transfer student.
"Hello, I am Heero Yuy," he said with a slight bow.
"Please take the seat next to Relena, if you have any questions, please ask her," the teach said. "Now, turn to page 174 of your textbook and we'll…"
The teacher's words washed over Relena as she watched the lithe young man take the seat next to her.
'Oh yes, he's sitting next to me… I wonder what kind of girl he likes…' the brunette pondered as she turned to the page in question.
Later on, a number of well-wishers, followers and just plain nosy people watched as Relena approached the new student with an invitation.
"Hello, Heero Yuy, I'd like you to come to my party," Relena said with a polite smile.
Heero took the white envelope and looked at it for a moment. Then he tore it into two.
Everyone watching gasped.
"Stay away from me," he said, starting to leave the scene. As he got closer to Relena, he added, "I'll kill you if you get too close."
Relena whimpered softly. The thought of being killed was horrifying, that much was certain. But yet, there was a tiny part of her mind, the part that all her bad ideas and her most savage put downs came from, that wondered perhaps this Heero Yuy might want to have a little fun before he killed her.
'He could have me here and now, in front of everyone and choke the life out of me when he's finished…' she sighed dreamily as Heero strode off into the distance. "Wa-" the call to him died in her throat as he lashed out at a boy who tried to punish him destroying the invitation.
The boy crumpled as Heero retracted his fist from his windpipe. "I will kill anyone who tries to lay a finger on me," he warned, not turning back to face the astonished crowd.
Relena looked on, wearing a confused look for those around her. Inwardly, she was pondering just how to get close to this dangerous young man without losing her life. 'I must know more about him… If only to keep people safe,' she reasoned to herself.
Later that afternoon, Relena decided that she'd take a shower before dinner. It hadn't been that hot of a day, but she felt the need to get out of her restrictive school uniform. Especially when her mind went over the way Heero Yuy had declined the invitation to her party.
'He was so cool, like he didn't care about anything…' she thought as she slipped out of her blouse. She caught a glimpse of her torso in the mirror and nodded in approval. She might not have been the bustiest girl in her school, but there was no denying her femininity.
Next her skirt came off. It was long, coming down to her ankles, giving it a retro, almost Victorian feel. Relena and her friends had joked you could hide almost anything under them if you didn't move. As she placed the garment on a hanger, a naughty thought occurred to her.
'Heero could hide under there and have his way with me… Touching me, rubbing me, kissing me…'
Blushing at such a lewd thought, Relena reached into the shower enclosure to start the flow of hot water. She removed her bra and noticed that her nipples were erect. "You shouldn't think about him like that, Relena…." she chided herself before moving to slip off her panties.
She looked down and saw the results of the several fantasies she'd had about Heero Yuy during the course of the day. It hadn't been the first time she'd had erotic thoughts, but it was the first time they'd been so vivid about one person. Shaking her head, the young woman stepped into the shower and revelled in the hot water cascading down her body.
The heat started to help her relax, but it was when she turned around to feel the water on her back that an idea popped into her head.
'That showerhead is removable…'
Relena lathered herself up with the expensive bodywash her mother insisted she use. It had a citrus scent that was pleasing to the nose. When she was covered in suds, she reached for the showerhead and started to rinse off her arms and lower legs, the force of the water making her skin tingle slightly.
Now Relena moved the showerhead to her thighs, the suds washing off to leave clean, smooth skin. She traced a finger along them, glad that she'd followed her mother's advice. As she marvelled at the softness of her skin, she lost track of the direction of the water and she felt the water flow tickle her womanhood.
"Ooh…" she gasped, not having felt that kind of stimulation before. It made Relena drop the showerhead, the water now washing her feet. She blinked and took several breaths to regain some composure. It was probably wrong of her to use the showerhead for this kind of pleasure, but it had felt so good. She needed some release from the tension Heero had caused her and this seemed like as good a way to relieve it as any.
Plus, good personal hygiene was important. Some of the older girls at school had said something along the lines of "Stanky snatches don't get licked." And while it was a crudely worded sentiment, it did hold true for a lady of her status to be clean.
Especially if she wanted Heero to like her. Reaching for the showerhead, Relena decided she wanted more from Heero than to be "liked," she wanted to be licked. The young woman directed the spray of water to her crotch, revelling in the sensation of warmth and pressure stimulating her erogenous zones.
[This scene was truncated to avoid falling afoul of the site rules on adult content.]
The following morning, Heero was taking part in fencing class. He managed to keep his disdain for the foils hidden, feeling that a proper sword would be more fitting for his skills.
His opponent, a blonde boy, stood opposite him on their assigned piste. Heero looked him over and found him unimpressive.
"I hear that you tore up an invitation to Relena's party yesterday," the blonde sneered. He put his mask on with a single, practised move. "Don't you feel ashamed of yourself, as a gentleman?"
Heero placed his own mask on and saluted with his foil. The pair started their little sparring match, with the Gundam pilot easily parrying the blonde's thrusts. The space-borne youth counter-attacked, the blade of his foil hitting that of his opponent tip on. The blonde blinked in surprise, no-one had ever done such a move in years. The odds of two blades hitting like that were remote, but Heero managed to keep his on course.
The assembled spectators looked on in surprise as Heero's blade broke dramatically causing his opponent to drop his foil, but still he continued with his thrust and pierced the visor the blonde's mask.
"You should have told me sooner. I might have given it to you."
Several of the girls there commented on the surprising strength the new student displayed so casually. Relena nodded, though her thoughts were more along the lines of having the mysterious young man carry her off for his own physical pleasures.
She caught his eye and felt a shiver down her spine. 'Heero…'
Not that the transfer student seemed to care as he strode off like he was too cool for this school.
'I must get to know him better…'
Relena prepared for her party. She knew that was likely that her father would have to leave early, but that didn't make any easier for her. Not that the party was likely to be particularly entertaining, but she had to maintain the facade that people of her family's status had. It wouldn't do for people to report that the daughter of a high ranking diplomat like the Vice-Foreign Minister was unsociable.
There was only one thing that Relena thought might make the evening entertaining – the appearance of Heero Yuy.
Not that he'd be a great party guest. He was brusque, did not display any aptitude for witty small talk or the kinds of things that would entertain the upper echelons of polite society. Though, if he was to challenge any of the guests to a duel, it'd certainly be a talking point for years to come.
The Vice-Foreign Minister's daughter pondered just what her new classmate might do if he was given free reign.
"Would he…"
"Would he do what, Relena?" Mareen Darlian asked as she saw her daughter finish her makeup and jewellery. "And who is the 'he' in question?"
"Oh, Mother, I was just…" Relena struggled to find the words to describe her thoughts. "There's a new boy at school, but he's not like the others."
"I see. Mareen nodded. "And just what is this boy like?"
"He… Well, he's a bit distant. He's only just moved to the area, so I suppose that he's not yet settled in," Relena said diplomatically. 'Best not mention the threat to kill me if I get too close.'
"It sounds like you find his mystery interesting. Did you invite him to the party?"
"I did, but he couldn't attend," the younger Darlian lied diplomatically. Her mother nodded, but there was a look in her eye that suggested that she knew the invitation hadn't gone as smoothly as 'I cannot attend your party.'
"Relena, I know that some things have to be learned the hard way, but there are times when it is best to avoid certain kinds of men. If this boy is that sort of person, leaving him alone is going to be best for you."
Relena rolled her eyes. "It's not like that, Mother."
"I'm not saying it is. I'm just saying that it's best to keep your distance from some people."
Heero began what he thought would be the last phase of his mission: Destroy the Gundam. He sped towards the marina in the ambulance he had liberated a few days earlier. He was aware of his surroundings, and so noticed the small red moped racing in the same direction, but paid no mind to its rider.
The moped took the off-ramp, allowing the rider to get a glimpse of the driver next to him.
"That looks like Heero Yuy…. But it can't be him…" the rider thought. He shook his head. "I don't time to worry about that, I'm late for Relena's party."
Heero continued with his journey, uncaring for the other road users around him. He had a task to complete. If the Wing Gundam fell into enemy hands, all would be lost. He had other orders for disrupting the United Earth Sphere's military while Earthside. Orders that would be still achievable despite the loss of his state-of-the-art mobile suit.
Heero expected being able to indulge in some minor sabotage work in the area, with some work further afield as when the opportunity arose. It seemed a shame, but those were the standing orders.
Unless he found some way to recover the Gundam, but that looked rather unlikely given his current situation.
The local UES naval base would mean patrols and those patrols prohibited the extended maritime activities required to find a mobile suit. Assuming that they weren't looking for it themselves, and then they had the resources to spend on such an operation.
At her birthday party, Relena looked shocked when she heard that one of her guests had seen Heero Yuy driving towards the Marina.
"Are you sure?"
"If it wasn't him, he's got a twin brother in the city," the blonde youth said.
"I see…" Relena looked around the party. It wasn't exactly unpleasant, just not what she wanted. "I… Excuse me, I have to go attend to something. Please, continue the party in my absence."
There was some comment about this unorthodox behaviour, but it was quickly explained away by a somewhat absent father regularly departing on a moment's notice.
The Darlian daughter called for the family chauffeur. "Pagan, I need to you to drive me to the Marina. It's an emergency."
"Very well, Miss. I'll get the car."
A short while later, Relena's car approached the waterfront and saw a lithe figure preparing something.
"That's him, Pagan. I need to get out now!"
"Of course," the grey-haired man said, pulling the car up by the side of the road.
Relena leapt out from the car and rushed to where her classmate was standing.
"HEERO!" she called out.
The Gundam pilot shook his head when he heard a familiar voice. He turned to face the most annoying girl in his class. "What do you want?"
"I… Why are you here? Why are you doing this?"
"Because I have to," Heero said, pulling out a pistol and aiming at the nosy girl. "Why are you here? I told you I'd kill you if you got too close."
"I…"
A shot rang out, the bullet cutting a centimetre into Heero's left arm.
"Back off, buddy. Anyone can see who the bad guy is here," a voice belonging to a young man called out.
"What are you doing here?" Heero asked through gritted teeth.
"I should ask you the same thing," the youth in a dark outfit and hat replied. "Pointing guns at cute girls is pretty low."
Heero saw that the gun he'd dropped was nearby and he lunged for it.
"Uh-huh," the interloper chided, firing off another round to knock the gun out of Heero's reach.
As fate would have it, the pistol landed near Relena's feet. She reached down and picked it up.
"Lady, put that down. It's dangerous."
Relena looked at the weapon. She'd heard about them, seen them in movies and television, but this was her first time handling a firearm. Its potential to hurt people scared her, but the thought of this person trying to kill Heero annoyed her more for some reason.
Heero Yuy hadn't displayed anything other than contempt for her, and yet she had fantasised about him claiming her for his own. Using her for his pleasures, no matter how lewd they were, and discarding her when he was bored.
The brunette's gaze kept darting between the two boys before her. What should she do? Who could she trust – the strange boy pointing a gun at her or the one who had actually threatened her.
"Lady, trust me, I can get you out of here unharmed."
Relena turned to Heero. "And you?"
"Out of thanks, I won't kill you tonight," Heero replied. The best plan he'd come up with was to get the gun from Relena, dispatch this idiot and then destroy his Gundam.
The sound of two mobile suits surfacing attracted everyone's attention.
"Damn it, I must've miscalculated the tides," the long-haired boy said, glancing at his watch. He reached behind his back and brought out a magnesium flare and activated it. "Walk away, Lady."
Relena gently tossed the gun to Heero. "Do what you have to, Heero."
The Gundam pilot smiled, turned and fired off three rounds at the youth with the flare. He didn't manage to hit the boy, thanks to his reflexes, but did take off the bottom three inches of his braid.
In the commotion, Heero lunged for the controls and launched the torpedoes he'd prepared.
"What are you doing?" the long haired boy demanded as the trio of explosive devices sped towards the mobile suits, much to his dismay.
"Completing my mission," Heero said as he collapsed on the deck of the boat.
The torpedoes detonated against the mobile suits, sinking them again but not destroying them.
The still conscious boy saw that blue lights approaching and decided that he would get the Gundams another day. "Damn it!"
Relena just ignored him, instead tending to her injured classmate.
To be continued…
There is a more complete version of this chapter to be found elsewhere on the internet. I'm sure that if you look hard enough, you can find the forum it is on.
