49Ichigo's Pets
Thanks To A Massive Blunder On Both Kurotsuchi And Kisuke's Part, They've Somehow Managed To Transform Several People Into Animals. Guys Are Dogs And Girls Are Cats. Now Ichigo Has To Take Care Of Them? Sucks To Be Him.
AU, OOC, M For Language And Nudity.
Chapter 1: "HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
For several weeks now Kisuke and Kurotsuchi had been reluctantly working together to develop a drug that could slightly increase reiatsu within a soul. They had been trying multiple different things for a while now. Splicing Quincy and standard reiatsu together, extracting spirit particles from dead hollow parts, mixing together multiple different kinds of spiritual pressures together, etc. They even asked for a sample of Ichigo Kurosaki's blood, since he was now revealed to not only have both soul reaper and hollow powers, but also Quincy powers.
The two were in the soul society in Kurotsuchi's lab when suddenly an alarm went off.
"What the hell?" Kurotsuchi said as he checked his computer to see what was wrong. After a bit of typing, he stopped, much to Kisuke's surprise, and stared at the monitor with his jaw dropped. "Whoops."
"'Whoops'? What do you mean 'whoops' Kurotsuchi?" Kisuke asked as he was starting to get a little irritated by the alarm.
The bizarre captain turned to Kisuke with a devious grin on his face. "It seems we messed up at a few important points."
Kisuke took off his hat and gave the captain a serious look. "Which points?" Kurotsuchi moved out of the way and let Kisuke look at the monitor. The moment he did, he immediately lost his serious look and replaced it with an almost Cheshire like grin. "Oh. Those points."
"Yes Urahara, those points." Kurotsuchi said as a small beam of white energy came out of the building and sent sparks all throughout the Seireitei.
Everyone was on edge as the small beam rained down on them. When it touched a soul reaper, they instantly passed out and their bodies started to change colors. Nothing else really happened to any of the normal soul reapers, but soul reapers at above a rank of lieutenant were affected in a different way.
"What the hell is going on?" Rukia said as she was running along a street and avoiding the white rain. She was doing a good job of it until she rounded a corner and tripped over an unconscious man who now had completely red skin. "Shit!" Rukia yelled out as a white rain drop hit her in the shoulder. At first nothing happened and Rukia assumed it wouldn't effect anyone above a lieutenant class, but that mindset of thinking disappeared when she started to feel strange.
She fell to her knees and grabbed at her head as she felt like something was trying to pop out of her head. When she felt her head, she could feel what felt like cat ears forming on her head. She started to get smaller as well. Her hands started to change into paws and her legs into hind legs. Her skin started to sprout fur the same color as her hair and she grew a tail out of her lower back. She tried to scream for help but found that her voice now sounded like a cute little cat's mews. Once the transformation was finished, Rukia scurried out of her clothes quickly and looked at herself to see that she was cat.
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!" She screamed out, only to any other person it just sounded like a cat meowing.
She was about to find someone to help her, but apparently the universe had other ideas for her as a small portal opened right next to her. She looked at it for a brief moment in confusion, until the portal started sucking her inside of it. She tried to run away or at the very least stop it from taking her, but the force pulling her in was too great for her small body. She was sent flying into the portal and soon found herself floating in darkness. The force that had dragged her was still carrying her away and before she could get her bearings down, she fell out of the portal and landed on solid ground.
"What was all of that?" Rukia said to herself again. She looked around and recognized this place. "Why am I in Karakura Town?" She suddenly had an idea hit her. "If I'm here, then Ichigo can help me!"
Rukia knew Ichigo would be at school this time of day, so instead of going there, she decided to wait on a ledge near his house. After waiting, she saw the orange haired teen round the corner and hopped down the ledge. She ran up to Ichigo and stopped in front of him.
"Hey there little guy." Ichigo said with a smile as he stopped.
"Ichigo, it's me Rukia. I need your help." Rukia said to him, but all he heard was more meows from the raven haired cat.
"Don't know what's gotten you so riled up," Ichigo started as he kneeled down to the cat and scratched it behind its ear. Rukia didn't want that, but the way he was touching her made her purr much to her surprise. "But I guess if you're hungry I can help you out."
Ichigo proceeded to pick up the cat and saw that it was indeed female. He placed her on his shoulder and she sat there still trying to talk to him. Ichigo still couldn't understand her and scratched behind her ear and on her back, making her purr some more and relax a little.
"Damn, he's good with his hands." Rukia thought to herself as she just let Ichigo carry her to his front door.
Before Ichigo could even take out his keys, a bark came from behind him. Ichigo turned and saw to his shock a red haired dog standing behind him.
"Ichigo." The dog said only Ichigo couldn't understand it.
Rukia recognized the voice instantly and hopped off Ichigo's shoulder. "Renji?"
Renji looked at the cat and was happy to see her. He would have hugged her, but when he did it looked like he was trying to eat her in Ichigo's eyes.
"Okay boy." Ichigo started as he lifted Renji by the back of the neck. "Don't know where your master is, but you're not eating this cat."
"I'm not trying to eat her you moron!" Renji shouted at Ichigo.
"He can't understand you Renji." Rukia said as she hopped on Ichigo's shoulder again.
"What do you mean he can't understand me?" Renji asked her in a confused tone.
"Hold on." Rukia started as Ichigo carried Renji away. She hopped off his shoulder and landed on the ground. Ichigo stopped when he saw her rubbing against the dog.
"Rukia, what are you doing?" Renji asked her in an embarrassed tone but to Ichigo it sounded like a whine.
Rukia continued to rub against him until Ichigo understood. "Oh, I get it. You two must be friends or something." Ichigo let go of the dog and and watched as the cat snuggled with him. "Well I guess I can feed ya both then take ya'll somewhere safe."
Ichigo walked to the door completely unaware that the two behind him were his friends and opened the door for them. The two went inside and were immediately seen by both Yuzu and Isshin.
"Oh Ichigo." Isshin started in a comical way as he picked up the cat and twirled with her. "My son has picked up having pets. I'm so proud of you my son."
"It's not like that, Goat face!" Ichigo yelled in an annoyed tone. "I found the cat and the dog just found me. I guess these two are friends since they're pretty close."
"Aww." Yuzu started as she rubbed Renji's belly, much to his comfort. "This guy is so cute Ichigo. Are you planning on keeping them?"
"Not really. I was just gonna feed them tonight then wait till the morning to take them to the pet shop or something." Ichigo said while scratching his head.
"But why not just keep them?" Karin said a she rounded the corner and started to pet the dog along with her sister. Renji was starting to love this and rolled on his back so they could rub his belly some more.
Ichigo shrugged and could tell that his family was really enjoying the company of the two animals. Relenting, Ichigo merely sighed out. "Alright I guess I'll keep them."
When he said those words, Karin and Yuzu smiled at him. This in term made Ichigo happy at the fact that he made his sisters happy. It was then that Ichigo realized that his dad had placed and arm around him that broke Ichigo out of his stupor.
"Well son." Isshin started as he had Rukia on his shoulder and was stroking the top of her head, causing her to purr in absolute bliss. "Since now you have a cat and a dog, you're in charge of them now my boy." He grabbed Rukia gently and handed her over to his son.
Ichigo took her in his arms and sighed in defeat at this situation. She went back up on his shoulder and Ichigo decided to go out and buy some pet food for the two. When he opened the door, Rukia mewed over to Renji.
"Renji, come on. We have to figure out how to get Ichigo to understand us."
Renji looked over to her but was still being petted by the two sisters. He looked in no place to want to leave at this moment, so Rukia simply sighed and rested on Ichigo's shoulder.
"Hmm." Ichigo started as he made his way over to the pet store. He was looking at the cat intently and this in turn caught Rukia's attention. "You know, that fur of yours reminds me of a friend of mine named Rukia."
"That's because it is me you moron." She said to him, but remembered that all he heard were sounds cats make.
"I guess I could call you that, but I don't think Rukia would appreciate me naming a stray cat after her." Ichigo said with a grin.
"No. No I wouldn't." Rukia said in more adorable cat noises.
By the time Ichigo made it to the pet store, Rukia was starting to get very irritated. There was absolutely no way for her to properly communicate with Ichigo or anyone else for that matter. Until she remembered a certain feline former captain who could help with that. Rukia had to find Yoruichi and get her to tell Ichigo just what was going on, but that thought washed away when Ichigo stepped into the pet store and the sweet scents washed over her nostrils. Rukia relaxed heavily when she smelled the different foods and cat scented items in the store. Ichigo noticed this and smirked at the now named Rukia cat as she stretched on his shoulders. After a few minutes in the store, Ichigo left with a few bags of cat and dog food.
"Guess it's time to head back home, eh Rukia?" He said in with a snicker at how the cat looked at him. He didn't know why, but for some strange reason he actually liked having the Rukia cat resting on his shoulder. It was relaxing to him and even made him smile a few times when she would mew to him in that adorable sound she made.
He scratched her head and behind her neck and Rukia visibly succumbed to the amazing sensation she was feeling. She had no idea why, but Ichigo just knew where to touch her and it made her feel all too good in so many ways.
"Oh my god, he's incredible with his hands." Rukia thought to herself as she continued to feel the best feeling ever. It wasn't until Ichigo got back to his house was when she no longer felt that incredible feeling anymore as Ichigo stopped so he could open the door.
As he did, he was met with Isshin trying to drop kick him in the face much to Rukia's surprise as she yelped in that cute voice. Ichigo side stepped and put his foot up to meet his fathers chest and slammed him down hard onto the ground.
"Dammit dad!" Ichigo started in an irritated tone. "Don't try to attack me when I have the cat on my shoulder! You freaked her out you lunatic!"
Before Isshin could say a word, Ichigo took his foot off of the man and went inside while closing and locking the door. Isshin wailed out about how much his son hates him and is so mean, but Ichigo ignored him and instead went inside to find the dog next to Karin.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me." Rukia said to herself as she shook her head to what Renji was doing.
He was laying on the couch next to Karin while she was petting him on his back and neck. Karin had really been enjoying having the dog with her and Ichigo could tell that both his sisters were absolutely in love with him. Rukia on the other hand had to stifle a hiss as she was very annoyed by how little Renji was starting to care about their current situation. If it wasn't for Ichigo scratching her head and back, she would've given her friend a piece of her mind.
Ichigo went into the kitchen where he saw Yuzu preparing dinner for everyone and got two bowls out of the pantry. He went to the wall near the entrance of the kitchen and set them down before filling them both up. One bowl with cat food, the other with dog food. The smell alone and the fact that both soul reaper pets hadn't eaten since they were changed to animals had them instantly going to the food. Renji leapt off the couch and ate the food at a quick pace while Rukia leapt off of Ichigo's shoulder to eat her food as well. Ichigo watched the two eat and smiled as they did. It was funny watching Rukia look to the dog a few times before going back to her own meal.
"Here Ichigo." Yuzu said to get her brothers attention as she handed him a big bowl of water.
"Thanks Yuzu." Ichigo placed the bowl of water next to Rukia's bowl and both of them lapped up the refreshing liquid with glee. Ichigo noticed how sloppy the dog could get sometimes and his coat reminded him of a certain pineapple headed lieutenant he knew. "I guess I'll call you Renji then boy." Ichigo said as he rubbed petted Renji's head, much to his delight.
A Few Hours Later
It had now been night time and Ichigo had decided to turn in for the night. Much to his surprise, the girls had taken a liking to Renji enough to let the red dog stay in their room tonight. He had decided to let Rukia stay in his room for the time being and was very pleased that she was very much docile when it came to his bed. Ichigo was laying on his side with Rukia laying next to him and drifting off to sleep. Ichigo watched her doze off to sleep and gently petted her one last time before sleep overtook him as well.
Unbeknownst to the strawberry or the raven haired cat, more than a few sets of eyes were staring them down on a nearby rooftop.
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