A.N. Okay, I know I should be working on my Trolls sickfic, and I know there's about a hundred of these out already for this fandom, but I had to try it out! Not to mention this is my first ask and dare fic, period. The rules and other official stuff will be explained in the text.

Disclaimer: TROLLS BELONGS TO DREAMWORKS!

A group of creatures were walking down a hall.

While most of them were tiny, around five inches tall, two of them were as big as humans.

One of the tiny creatures, (with a distinct teal color,) starts to speak.

"Why are we here again? And how do we know we can trust whoever sent us this so-called invitation?"

"Oh, you worry too much! And besides, you need to...branch out! Ha!" a chipper voice rings out of the bright pink minuscule creature.

"...Not funny, Poppy."

Eventually, the creatures come to a stage door, and seeing as most of them are too small to open it by themselves, the purplish giant opens it.

They go through it, finding themselves on a platform facing a live audience.

"Are we...on a stage?" pipes up a hot pink creature.

"Yes you are, DJ Suki! Please, come in and sit down!"

As they come into the light, the so-called creatures are revealed to be Branch, Poppy, DJ Suki, Guy Diamond, Satin, Chenille, Biggie, Cooper, Smidge, Fuzzbert, Bridget, and Gristle.

They quickly find their seats onstage (because they're each labeled with their names) and sit down.

With a poof of smoke, a girl that appears to be around 17, with blue eyes, dirty-blonde hair, and glasses appears.

"WHOA!"

"How did you do that?"
"That was SO COOL!"

The girl smiles.

"My name's Kaitlin, and I'm a Fanfiction author. That basically means I can do whatever I want here. OH! Almost forgot!"

She snaps her fingers, and suddenly, the Snack Pack and their chairs are all human size.

"Just to make things easier," elaborates Kaitlin.

"By the way, I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS!"

She quickly clears her throat.

"Anyway, I'm sure you all are wondering why you're here."

"Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to be glitterific!" sings out GD in his auto-tune voice.

"Right you are, GD, since you guys will be answering questions and taking dares from your fans! However, we can't do it now since they have to COMMENT them first," explains Kaitlin.

"AWWWW!" the group whines in unison.

"HOWEVER, if you want to do some now, you can do mine!"

"YAY!"

"Okay, first things first: Satin, Chenille, the world is dying to know if you can separate your hair if you want to."
The twins nod in unison.

"Yes!" says Satin.

"We sure can!" says Chenille.

"However, it's only when we both want to!" they say in unison.

"Interesting," muses Kaitlin.

"And Branch, are you and Poppy a couple now?"

Branch gasps and blushes.

"Yes, we are," he answers, and takes Poppy's hand.

"Well, that's all there is for today!"

"What? But we just got here!" exclaims Cooper.

Kaitlin raises a hand asking for silence.

"Hey, chin up! Judging by how popular these things are on Wattpad (another Fanfiction site,) and Fanfiction, I guarantee it won't be long until people start commenting!"

"Great!" cheers Poppy.

Kaitlin turns to the audience.

"You heard it here first, folks! Comment questions and dares, but nothing TOO explicit. And as always, NO FLAMES!"