Chapter Nine: Who Let The Dogs Out?:

Author's Note: Another chapter finally if anybody wants it! :P I don't own House or the characters. Please no homophobia! Sorry it took so long. Not sure if I'll be back any time soon but any reviews would definitely motivate me.

"House, where's Bill?" Wilson asked.

"I let him outside. He usually comes back at the door by now." House replied.

"I heard one of the neighbors got a dog."

"Maybe they're just playing together."

"Uh, they are definitely not just playing together."

"I thought the shelter neutered him."

"I did too! I hope she doesn't get pregnant!"

"We'll probably would get stuck with all the puppies! We would be lucky if we don't get fined."

"The shelter should get fined. They never told us he needed to get neutered!"

"How did she even get in here?"

"Uh oh! I think I left the window open!" Wilson panicked.

"Again, Wilson? Even after what happened last time?"

"That wasn't my fault! Lucas put that thing in there himself!"

"I know Wilson! I'm just poking fun!"

"This is no time to poke fun! The neighbors will be furious! They told me themselves they were planning on breeding her with another pure breed of her type and she's not a husky!"

"Maybe they won't be too mad. This is a pure breed husky! The puppies will have some value."

"I hope so because if they aren't happy with it, it would be months before she would be ready to mate again."

"We better return their dog."

"Okay, but try to be nice. We don't want them to be any angrier than necessary."

"Okay, fine. No fun then."

(House MD. House MD.)

"Your dog did what?!" The neighbor shouted the question.

"Mated with your dog. Are you deaf or something?" House mocked.

"House, be nice. You promised."

House merely pouted.

"Fine." He said as if it were a death sentence.

"We're sorry about what happened. They never told us he wasn't neutered."

"That doesn't excuse what your mutt did! Do you have any idea how much money we put into our dog? Now were out thousands of dollars for months!"

House was about to open his mouth and got a death glare from Wilson.

"We can't apologize enough for what happened. We could write you a check if you want."

"You better!"

House stuck his tongue out while Wilson wasn't looking. He got back a horrific look.

Of course, it was like Wilson to give him the money.

Author's Note: So? What did you think? No flames or homophobia! Please review. I eat reviews for breakfast!