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Percy jumped up, and stared at the half naked goddess of the hunt.

" fucking end me please dammit."

Artemis was like." What? No, you just got here. The story hasn't even started yet!"

Perci ci's Pizza grabbed Artsculpture by the shoulders." I've seen some shit that will make you piss your pants mate. I want to die immediately."

Simetra shook her head." no no big boy fuck me again."

Pecres ran away." Hell no you fucking rasin"

and then he fell back into tatrous.

" oh shit we're here again."

he waited for a moment.

" okay so NOW you'll let me do it the hard way"

so all the monsters in tartmanous got fucked.

" okay, so now i'm super fucking stronk."

so he ass fucked tartorsua, and got the sam hell out of dodge like any self respecting southerner, and went to rome.

" oh hi romans how are you"

then the romans ate his cunt ass out.

" fucking, where's Annabeth?"

Then Arithmatic came out with Rain-er and were like

" OH PERCY FUCK ME HUMP ME DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE"

and he could've sworn he heard Frank Chinese name say 'you better' real quiet like

and percy was like" nah fam, fucking kill myself"

so he jumped of the cliff, and was saved by a random fucker

" Good civilian, i saved your life!"

he shook his head." nah cunt nugget, you ruined it i wanted to die, and now i have to live longer and i don't like it"

and the guy was like"Oh okay" and dropped him

as Premis fell, he relized that there was no point in him falling, he was indestructable due to...

due to...

...plot.

and he couldn't be hurt which is what i just said. so he instead decides to fuck it, takes his role as Champion Dick fighter of tartorius, and then fucks Artemis chaos zoe and annabeth all at the same time. it was a good day. Maybe it will end soon please

does anyone even care anymore?