1,324Summary: He was once called a hero and a leader of his village. Now, he was just a lazy and eccentric weirdo who happened to be there when a certain group of aliens were defending their unborn siblings. Can a god have some fun, especially when the world itself had bored him to no end? [Harem]
Harem (Confirmed but not final): Miya (01), Matsu (02), Kazehana (03), Karasuba (04), Akitsu (07), Yume (08), Tsukiumi (09)…
"Naruto" Normal Speech.
'Naruto' Normal Thought.
"Rasengan" Magic/Jutsu/Technique.
"Kurama" Demon/Monster/Bijuu Normal Speech.
'Kurama' Demon/Monster/Bijuu Thought.
A Lame God
Chapter 10
Wakening up slowly, Naruto couldn't help but feel more at peace and comfortable than he had ever felt in a very long time. Opening his eyes just a peek, Naruto then tilted his head slightly so he was looking down, and couldn't stop himself from smiling softly.
Currently sleeping with him on the bed was none other than his Sekirei, Kazehana, who were snuggling into him on the side while she was in the same state he had left her the previous night, wearing absolutely nothing. Her head was resting on his shoulder while her impressively large breasts were pressing themselves against his chest, hugging his left arm into hers, with one leg was thrown over his.
He couldn't help but enjoy the warmth that emitted from her body heat and the feelings they emitted over the bond they shared with each other, which Kazehana could also feel even while she was asleep. Slowly, she started to come awake. Stretching her body lightly, Kazehana uncurled her voluptuous body a bit and cracked her eyes open as she looked up and smiled at her Ashikabi, running her free hand over his warm toned chest.
"Good morning." Naruto greeted her with a warm smile, one that he hadn't been giving anyone for a very long time. Kazehana smiled as she was scooted up a bit to lie next to him before given a gentle kiss to the lips.
"Good morning, Naruto-sama." Replied Kazehana as she slid her hands down his chest and wrapped them around his waist "Did you sleep well?" She asked softly, while knowing that he didn't need to sleep as much as she and the others did.
"Are you really asking me that?" Naruto chuckled softly before continuing, bringing Kazehana even closer to his body by moving his hand down her back "Every night with you is the best in my life, Kazehana." He admitted while smiling, which Kazehana couldn't stop herself from doing the same while resting her head on his chest "So, do you have any plan for today?"
"No, do you?" Kazehana asked in curiosity as she moved her head up to look at him, but instead of answering her question right away, Naruto rolled them around and got on top of his Sekirei, who was a little surprised by his action but smiled at him nonetheless.
"Yep, I plan to spend the entire day with you." Naruto grinned and leaned down to capture his beautiful Sekirei's lips for a searing kiss. Kazehana welcomed him and returned with just as much passion while running her hands through his spiky hair.
Crash!
"What the…"
However, before the kiss could heat up into something more, Naruto was forced to pull away from Kazehana when he heard the sound of window breaking coming from below, which was quickly followed by the sound of a door breaking before collapsing. Naruto growled in annoyance as he stood up and grabbed his clothes, quickly putting them on before making his way out of the room, grabbing a baseball bat on the way.
"You stay here." He told Kazehana and walked out, making his way down the stair. He was more than ready to personally deal with the situation, mainly with the baseball bat he was taping on his shoulder. If it was a thief that was trying to break into Izumo Inn, he would not hesitate to send the bat right into his face. However, if it was the kids next door, who he had seen playing baseball with each other the previous afternoon, he would surely take their baseball ball, which could be the cause of the broken window, and hit it so hard it would land on the moon, before scaring them off like an angry old man, which didn't sound so bad when he thought about it.
Carefully, sliding the door open, Naruto raised the bat above his head, holding it with both hands and cautiously making his way out of the living room. He could see that nothing had been stolen, but he didn't want to test his luck so he kept his guard on.
Then, he heard hurried footsteps coming from the hallway, and immediately made his way there. With the baseball bat in one hand, he opened the door at the right moment and swung it at their head, catching the person off guard.
However, when he saw the color purple from the corner of his eyes, Naruto immediately took his hand back before the bat could come in contact with her face and hid it behind his back, all of which he did in an instant, much faster than the normal eyes could follow.
Placing his hand on the door's frame and leaning his body a bit forward, Naruto smiled awkwardly at Miya, the Sekirei Pillar, who was smiling rather nervously at him and also appearing to be hiding something behind her back as well. She was wearing a set of her usual outfit, consisting of a purple hakama, a white haori with a sash-like belt and a white ribbon to partially hold her hair in place. Last night, after dinner, Kazehana had offered her a room to stay, which Miya had politely declined. Naruto, meanwhile, wasn't really into the idea of letting Miya go back to MBI after she had been released from duty there, so he joined in their conversation and insisted the Pillar to stay the night at Izumo Inn. Surprisingly for them, it didn't take Naruto more than a couple of sentences to convince her.
In the end, she took the room near the staircase, giving Naruto and Kazehana their own private space.
"Good morning Miya!"
"Naruto-san, good morning!"
They both greeted at each other at the same time, with Miya fully turning her body around to face him. Obviously, she was hiding something behind her back, and Naruto planned to find out.
"What's that you have behind your back?" He asked quickly before the purple haired woman could open her mouth to prevent them both from saying the same thing at the same time again, knowing full well that Miya had already seen the bat and would surely ask about it.
"I-it's nothing, Naruto-san." Miya shook her head before asking him, stopping Naruto from pressing the matter "What about you, what do you have there?"
"This?" Naruto grinned as he dramatically presented it to Miya while scratching his chin with a cheeky smile "This is Sasuke, my favorite baseball bat, which I used to play baseball, obviously, and hit thieves and anyone who mess with me in their faces, 'cause I can't just go around and randomly blow up their heads with my powers, which I could btw." Naruto shrugged and swung the bat around, doing so almost as fast as Miya could do with her sword and forcing the Pillar to nervously take a step back to avoid being hit before nodding her head in understanding. "Anyway, why don't you show me what you have there?" Turning back, Naruto gestured his head toward the thing Miya hiding behind her back, which, when she made a mistake of moving a bit to the side, giving Naruto a small view to the object, appeared to be a medium sized nylon bag.
"I… uh…" Miya stuttered before sighing and giving up "I am so sorry." She removed the bag from behind her back and showed it to Naruto, who looked into the bag and saw pieces of broken glasses and woods "I was trying to repay the kindness by…"
"Hmm… from the look of it, you broke a window and a door." Naruto interrupted when Miya was trying to explain her reason. "You used too much force to clean the window, so you broke it by accident. Then you stumbled and broke the door in the end, correct?" Naruto asked with a smirk, which spread out in satisfaction when Miya nodded her head. "Man, I really should start a fortune telling business." Naruto joked playfully but when he realized Miya wasn't laughing at all, he said "Oh well, I guess I will have to fix them again." the blond chuckled as Miya lowered her head.
"I am so sorry, Naruto-san."
"Ah, don't be, I thought it was a thief, or the kids next door you know." Naruto explained as he grabbed the bag from her hand and made his way out of his house, with Miya following shortly behind him "It's easy to deal with either of them but there will be a lot of explanations to do afterward."
"I understand." Miya replied.
"You sure there's no shards left on the floor? It could be dangerous even for us." Naruto questioned as he dropped the bag into the trash bin and closed it before walking back to the Inn.
"Yes, I checked the floor four times just to make sure." Miya answered, but was forced to add when Naruto turned around and narrowed his eyes to look at her suspiciously. "I'm serious. I can check it again if you want."
"Nah, don't worry about that, I'm only teasing you." Naruto shook his head and turned away while laughing loudly. He then saw Kazehana, who appeared from behind the sliding door, fully dressed in her usual purple dress "Oh hey, good morning Kazehana-chan." He greeted her cheerfully.
"Good morning, Naruto-sama, Miya." The Wind Sekirei greeted back with a smile before asking in curiosity, referring to the noises the two of them heard earlier "What happened?"
"It was nothing serious, just Miya breaking the door... and the window." Naruto replied, making Miya blush lightly in embarrassment before turning to look at her "You didn't break anything else, right? You broke the door by accident, who know-" Miya finally had enough of his teasing and grabbed the baseball from his hand before raising it above her head and threatening to swing it down. "Hey, relax… I am just teasing you again." Naruto said quickly and took a step back with both hands holding up in defense. Miya lowered the bat only a bit and she also didn't return it to him. "Hey, Kazehana-chan, what do you want for breakfast?" He asked, snapping his head around to look at his Sekirei. However, he did not wait for her to answer her question, and continued immediately "But you know what? I have an idea in mind." With that said, Naruto quickly disappeared into the house, heading to the kitchen.
"So…" Kazehana turned around and looked at Miya "do you want to stay for breakfast?"
"I'd love to, but I don't want to cause any more trou…"
"Relax, Miya. Having you here with us is not troubling at all." The Wind Sekirei shook her head with a small smile before continuing "Plus, I'm just asking to make it official. Naruto-sama is probably going to force you to stay anyway, and you know as well as I am how stubborn he can be. He will also make enough foods for the three of us too, so you don't have to worry about anything."
"I see." Miya nodded her head and dropped the baseball bat to her side, lowering her head a bit to show her gratitude to Kazehana "Thank you for your hospitality."
"You're very welcome." Kazehana smiled and waved her hand at Miya, before walking back into the house. Miya followed shortly behind number three, and put Sasuke in a corner of the living room.
Line Break
"Tea?" Naruto offered as he sat down beside Miya, who was sitting on the wooden porch by herself and looking at the beautiful garden in front of her, with her feet planting on the soft ground below the house "Unless of course, you want the same thing Kazehana is drinking." The Sekirei Pillar didn't need to look behind her to know what Kazehana was drinking at the moment while sitting on the floor and leaning her back against the.
"Thank you." Miya lowered her head gratefully and accepted the steaming cup of tea from Naruto.
"It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" Naruto asked as he took a small sip from the cup in his hand, smiling as he looked at the sky above them. Miya followed his example, and drank her cup, mentally noting the delicious and exotic flavor of the tea. "Peaceful and quite, just the way I want it."
"I can imagine, Naruto-san." Miya smiled sarcastically while looking at him. Naruto rolled his eyes, but didn't get to say anything as Miya commented truthfully "The tea is very delicious."
"Thanks, I learn it from a friend in Morocco. They serve the world's best tea there." Naruto replied, nodding his head before asking "So, do you have any plan to do for today?"
The purple haired woman answered "I was thinking about coming back to MBI, but seeing that you don't want me to return to them…"
"Nah, you shouldn't let my opinions stop you from doing what you want. You're your own person… well, Sekirei, but what I am trying to say, is that you can do whatever the hell you want, be free, fly away… whatever." The blond chuckled before he finished his cup of tea, making Miya smile softly and look at the cup in her hands.
"Still…" Miya said finally "I really can't say no to the man who has been protecting my kind since the day we arrived on this planet, and nothing but kind to me in this matter." Miya looked at him and continued before he could say anything, remembering what he had told her while the two of them were having the talk about him and his past "I know you may believe you only do it for your own selfish reasons, but everyone deserves a chance of living their life in happiness, even you. There's nothing wrong with wanting to spend the rest of their life with their loved ones."
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Naruto chuckled softly as he leaned back. "What about you Miya? Don't you want to spend the rest of your life with your loved one too?"
"I do, Naruto-san, but to tell you the truth, I honestly don't know what to think about it." Number one shook her head and answered honestly, somewhat sadly "I am a Sekirei but at the same time I am not. I can't be given wings by anyone, and can only find happiness the way human does but at the same time, something deep within my heart always reminds me to find my own Ashikabi, that special person who I will share a sacred bond with and love them even more than they will love me." Miya said with a hand on her chest. Such feeling, it'd always be there, in her heart, no matter what she did and who she was going to fall in love with later in her life. It would never disappear entirely and kept reminding Miya to look for her Ashikabi. She hated that feeling, because she too, as a member of the Sekirei race, wanted to feel the sacred bond between a Sekirei and their Ashikabi.
Crack!
The cup in her hand broke and shattered into pieces by the force she had been applying around it. "Ah…" Miya made a sound in surprise while looking at the broken pieces in her hands. Her emotions had gotten the better of her once again.
"Be careful, will you. At this rate, you're going to bring this whole place down at the end of the day." Naruto chuckled as he sat down next to her and moved to sit down next to her, removing the broken pieces of the cup from her hands before using a handkerchief to wipe them from the tea she had spilled "Here, let me help."
"I'm so sorry." Miya lowered her head apologetically, but she didn't do anything to her hands and let him do as he wanted.
"Don't be, I have many spare cups in the kitchen." Naruto shook his head and smiled at her "Also, did you know Aya said the same thing when we first met and I started to get to know her?" Naruto smiled softly while holding her hands from beneath and gently wiping the tea on her fingers "Yet, she eventually found love in a young man and I had never seen anyone so happy in my entire life, which means a lot you know." The blond chuckled before continuing "I didn't know how she truly felt back then, but she didn't appear to me as someone who was being held back by anything. Aya loved her husband with all of her heart, and enjoyed his company more than anything, very much like how a Sekirei enjoys being around their Ashikabi. Now, I am not sure if you can feel the same as she did when you fall in love with someone, but I know you will understand how amazing it is to love them. You might not be able to feel the sacred bond between an Ashikabi and their Sekirei but you will be able to have something that might just be as great, which is the natural love between a man and a woman." Naruto finished, grinning broadly while looking at the beautiful purple haired woman in front of him.
"Naruto-san…" Miya smiled softly and looked at him as he turned around and returned to drink from his cup of tea.
His hand was so warm, she couldn't help but think.
End of Chapter 10
Yagami's note: This chapter was intended to be a whole lot longer so I could go to the main story of Sekirei in the next chapter, maybe about 10k or so… but it's been awhile since the last time I updated this story (it has become so huge since), and I am going to have surgery on my back in three days, so I just want to let everyone know. First time having surgery so I am a bit scared here, and it's very important cause I can easily end up like Charles Xavier, being paralyzed from the waist down (Apparently, my spine deformed and pressed onto my nerves, I have been in a lot of pain recently).
That being said, if that happens I might consider shaving my head… ha ha… feelsbadman.
So if you are fans of my other works, I don't think you will be seeing them for a while… unless my sister agrees to help me with them too, but that very unlikely not going to happen cause she has her own works to do.
So anyway, hope that you have enjoyed what you read here. Come check out some new stories that I have if you have the time.
Ja ne!
