I'm going to do a oneshot for each member of the Akatsuki with Sakura. First one is Kakuzu. If you don't like the coupling, then don't read it. Simple as that.
Summary: After failing a mission thanks to his idiot partner Hidan, Kakuzu is in need of a nice, relaxing night to distract himself. All he wanted to do was count his money, but what's the point of being in a brothel, not to mention in the presence of a beautiful cherry blossom haired Oiran, if you're not going to have any fun?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.
WARNING – RATED M FOR LEMON SCENES
Kakuzu x Sakura – Under the Mask
He was fuming, he was angry, in fact he was downright pissed off. Those were all understatements on how mad Kakuzu was with Hidan. It was supposed to be a simple bounty hunting mission; get the guy, dead or alive and get the money. But that all changed thanks to a certain silver haired worshipper of Jashin.
Hidan sighed, walking beside his partner who was paying no attention to him. "Come on man! How many times do I have to tell ya? I'm sorry! When I have a sacrifice I have to do the fucking ritual! Yes, it takes a long time bu- "
"I don't wanna hear it. All we had to do was capture the target and get the money, but instead you got greedy and fucked us both"
"Me?! You're the greedy asshole who's always the first one of us to go on a fucking mission when it's got anything to do with money! You fucktard!"
Kakuzu stopped and turned around facing his partner "Whiny bitch! You're lucky I was around to save you from having your balls chopped off from that guy's cronies!"
"Hmph! Well it's not like I asked for your fucking help dipshit!"
"Hmph! As I recall It was you who needed saving while you were doing your pointless, stupid ritual you fucking idiot!"
A trash could be seen flying through the air; making a loud crash as it hit the ground. "Aaaaah! You asked for it asswipe! Draw your weapons right now!"
Black threads slowly started to sneak out of Kakuzu's sleeves; both of them took a fighting stance. "Let's see how much I can get with that big, fat head of yours"
Hidan dropped his scythe on the ground from his back and got it ready "By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna have to choose which asshole you wanna fucking shit out of!"
"Gentlemen!"
Huh?
Both the Akatsuki members turned to face where the voice was coming from. It was a woman with light blonde hair up and styled, holding a pipe. Despite wearing many layers of kimono, her shoulders and a leg were exposed. She puffed out the smoke from her pipe.
"Instead of fighting why don't you indulge yourselves"
They looked behind her to see that they were at the entrance of a brothel. They looked back at her.
"We have the finest sake and women. My ladies are very skilled in making their customers forget all their troubles" The woman spoke in a slow, calm, sexy tone. "How about it? Or are you boys going to continue squabbling like a pair of children?"
Boys? Children?
Hidan suddenly had a glint in his eye and grinned. He pushed Kakuzu towards the woman. "He's always mad and has been going through a dry spell for the last… decade… which is probably why he's always so fucking cranky, so make sure he has a fun night."
Kakuzu turned to face Hidan who was already leaving and walking down the street of the red light district. "Where are you going? You're probably going to end in a brothel anyway so why go to a different brothel than me?"
Hidan kept his back to him and simply waved. "Because tonight's gonna get fucking loud! That's why!". Kakuzu sighed. Of course this is Hidan we're talking about. Any woman he's with ends up with no vocal cords or the ability to walk.
The woman escorted Kakuzu into the Japanese style building. Cheering, laughter and the clanging of drinks could be heard. As they walked through the open air corridor of the second floor, Kakuzu could see how busy they were, and the fact that there were so many Oirans.
"As you can see we're very popular. So tell me, are there any girls specifically you'd like to serve you this evening sir?"
Kakuzu couldn't care less. All he wanted was a peaceful, quiet room to drink some sake and count his money. "Just bring me whoever's available".
"Hmm? I'll tell you what, since you're a new customer I'll give you a small discount, aaaaand…"
She stopped and opened the sliding door for Kakuzu. "If the girl I choose doesn't please you or make your stay worthwhile you don't have pay a single thing".
Kakuzu stepped into the room and looked around the place as he thought about the woman's gesture. "Hmph. You seem confident." He turned to face her. "Very well, but if by some miracle you win, I'll pay double the charge for tonight."
The woman smiled cunningly, like a fox. "I've got yourself a deal good sir. Please make yourself comfortable while I prepare the sake and your evening hostess" And with that she slid the door closed.
Kakuzu spent the time counting the money he got from the deposit of the mission, and what the next move would be to hunt down their target. The man he was after was still alive, and was now most likely to have more men with him for protection. Kakuzu hated having to use his full power on weak opponents, even if it cost him one of his hearts. He decided for the bounty it would be worth the surprise look on their arrogant faces, not to mention the loss of a heart or two can easily be replaced.
He sensed a presence at the door and put his belongings in a draw close by. The door slowly slid open. The first thing that caught his attention about his 'hostess' was her pink hair. The girl kept her head bowed down for a few more seconds and lifted it up to show her face.
"Good evening sir. I am Sakura, I will be serving you this evening."
The young woman was wearing a dark red kimono with different coloured layers and a light green obi which matched her green eyes. In her hair was a yellow and white kanzashi hair ornament. She had a diamond shaped mark on her forehead which was half covered by her fringe. She was indeed very beautiful. Even the way she gracefully stood up, walked in with the sake and shut the door was elegant. The way she moved reminded Kakuzu of a cherry blossom petal flowing in the wind.
Sakura sat opposite Kakuzu and poured him some sake. She then noticed he was staring at her, she enjoyed had that ability on men. She lifted her head to face him.
"Is something wrong sir?"
"No. Just surprised that someone like you was available."
Sakura tilted her head. "Someone like me?". She watched as Kakuzu turned his head away, pulled his mask down and drank the sake. He put the mask back into place and turned back.
"With beauty such as yours, one would assume you'd be very busy serving many customers".
Sakura blink and then covered her mouth with her sleeve to giggle. "Forgive me" she calmed herself "You are correct, I have been very busy today. I was actually on my way to serve another customer until Lady Tsunade stopped me and said there was a very important customer whom I must please".
Hmmm Tsunade huh? That woman must be the head of this place, maybe even the owner…
"So what is your name? Although I don't like calling my customers 'sir', I can understand you not wanting anyone to know your name…"
She poured another cup of sake. "Perhaps you'd prefer some other name… how about I call you master?"
Master. That word. For some reason the thought of her calling him master shot a bolt of pleasure through Kakuzu's body. Images flashed through his mind. From a simple pouring of sake and "Would you like some more master?" to her withering beneath him in pleasure screaming "Master!". He quickly shook the images away and cough.
"Kakuzu"
Sakura was surprised by his response but smiled. "Very well, I'll call you Kakuzu-sama"
Sama… Might as well call him Master.
He looked at her. "I never said you could use master". She leaned toward him and tilted her head up to him due to the height difference. "Ah, but you never said not to".
Hmmph. Cunning girl, maybe she will be of some entertainment for me tonight.
As Kakuzu lifted the sake cup he felt a light touch from Sakura on his huge wrist. Her hands were so small and soft compared to his.
"Wouldn't it be easier to just take off the mask?"
"Believe me, you don't want to see what's under this". Sakura became more intrigued.
"Oh? I think I do. What? You scared that I'm going scream in fear and tell everyone the notorious criminal Kakuzu of the Akatsuki is here?"
For the first time in a while, Kakuzu was surprised by how far his reputation proceeded him. His name and the Akatsuki had even reached as far as a red light district in some neutral village. He chuckled.
"Hmmph. Exactly, and then I'd have to kill you. It would be too quick for you to even scream"
Kakuzu expected her to shake in fear but instead she moved the bottle of sake to the side, crawled towards him and stopped as her hands touched his legs which were crossed. She leaned in more, her kimono was now sliding open at the front, exposing her cleavage.
"Well I can guarantee I will scream… but it won't be of fear".
Her low, sexy tone was enough to suggest what she meant. Once again the image of her withering beneath him flashed through his mind. His thoughts were interrupted as he felt a gentle finger on his cheek, slowly hooking under his mask.
Sakura was now sat on Kakuzu's knee. Both legs on the same side and out of the kimono from the thigh. The kimono had slid down her shoulders now too. She kept her face close to his and gazed into his eyes, waiting for his approval or disapproval to remove the mask. Kakuzu took the time to gaze back into Sakura's green eyes. He had been to brothels before, mostly just because he got dragged in by Hidan, but never has he come across a Geisha or Oiran who was so forward and not so terrified of him.
"Well?" She whispered. Kakuzu didn't answer but the way he looked at her was as if he was saying "Go ahead. I dare you". She took the challenge and slowly pulled down his mask to reveal the stitches on his face which started from his mouth and went outwards, as if it looked like an extra-long smile, but up close she could see his real mouth. S
he could now see the shape of his surprisingly handsome face. During the moment Sakura admired his face, Kakuzu nonchalantly took a sip of sake and licked the left over sake from his lips while still looking at her.
"Well, I never knew a criminal could be so handsome".
"You must be into some weird shit, girl". Sakura couldn't help but giggle again, this time she pressed herself into Kakuzu and giggled in his ear. Once again, a bolt of pleasure shot through his body. His control over himself was getting more difficult. She stayed close to him and whispered in his ear. "Nah, I'm just very open minded".
She started nibbling Kakuzu's ear. That was it. Kakuzu took hold of the backs of Sakura's thighs and lifted her up, she gasped as he did so and dropped her onto him so now she was straddling him. She could feel his hardness which made her wet. Kakuzu grabbed the back of Sakura's head and brought her lips to his own. The kiss became heated within seconds, Sakura moaned.
Sakura grinded herself into Kakuzu; wanting to feel more of him. Suddenly she felt something strange stroking her back, something that wasn't a hand. Kakuzu's hands were either in her hair or on her leg. Kakuzu let Sakura break the kiss so she could turn her head to see what it was that was touching her back.
"Sigh Don't worry, they tend to come out on their own when I'm excited".
Touching Sakura's back was a long, thick black thread. She looked around to see other threads surrounding her coming from in-between the stitches on Kakuzu's body. She chuckled as she could feel the thread behind her moving underneath her obi, trying to loosen it.
"I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going. I should have known you were into this sort of thing".
She turned back and watched Kakuzu unzip his Akatsuki cloak; revealing a backless shirt which he instantly ripped off without a care in the world. "Hmmph, not quite, but that doesn't mean I'm gentle either. If I have a prey which won't stop moving, I use these to hold them down".
Sakura started picturing the threads wrapping themselves around her wrists, arms, legs… she was surprisingly aroused by the idea. She kissed Kakuzu's neck and whispered in his ear as she traced the stitches and bold muscles on Kakuzu's chest. "Doe's that I mean I'm your prey? Are you going to hold me down and take me?"
Kakuzu chuckled and moved a thread underneath her kimono and stroked her inner thigh ever so close to where she wanted to be touched. She lifted her head up and gasped, feeling him teasing her. "Taking you sounds too gentle for my taste, I prefer the words 'fucking you hard and fast until you can't feel your legs'".
Sakura bit her lip and reached down, unzipped Kakuzu's trousers, reached in and grabbed his cock and stroked it. Kakuzu took a deep breath; feeling himself growing harder as Sakura stroked him more and more. He then watched as she moved herself more on top of him, he helped her move in place in place and filled her, she swung her head back at the feel of him filling her.
"Ahhh, you're so big"
"You best be quiet, unless you want the entire building to hear you scream"
Sakura then put her hands together and made a hand sign. Kakuzu sensed chakra going into the walls.
Hmmmm a sound proof technique. Could she be…?
Before Kakuzu could finish, all thought's left his mind and all he could focus on was Sakura riding him. She lifted herself up and slowly dropped onto his cock over and over. She placed her hands on his shoulders, her forehead against his, moaning.
"Ah, ah, you feel so good! Mmmmm it's been a while since I've had a good ride"
"Is that so? Sounds like I have some competition" He thrusted upwards into her.
"Ah! Oh my god! Oh, they're nothing compared to you" Kakuzu smirked but was starting to get impatient.
With the threads he ripped her obi apart to open her kimono, he then grabbed her by the waist and pushed her to the ground. With him now on top of her, he opened the kimono to see her body. Sakura only had seconds to adjust as she felt Kakuzu's threads wrap around her thighs and pulled her towards him; he thrusted into her at the same time and made her produce a high pitched moan.
True Sakura had slept with other men, but never have they been able to make her lose control of her voice. She couldn't help the words that were coming out of her mouth, she tried to shut her mouth by biting her lip, but the feeling of him having his way with her felt so good. She could feel the threads touching her breasts and pinching her nipples.
She knew exactly what name to say to rile him up more "Ah! So fucking good! Mmmm Kakuzu-Sama!"
Finally, the images that went through Kakuzu's head earlier were now reality; Sakura withering beneath him, biting her lip and her back arching back. Kakuzu could feel by her tightness around him that she wasn't going to last much longer. He leaned down kiss her neck, making her moan more.
"There is no need to silence yourself, you put up a barrier remember? Now…" his voice sounded demanding. "Wrap your legs around me…" Sakura did as she was told and wrapped her legs around Kakuzu's waist, his threads still wrapped around them. She also took the chance to wrap her arms around his neck. He lifted his head to look at her in the eyes. "…and scream my name".
He thrusted harder and faster into her, making her gasp and moan at the new sensation. He felt himself deeper inside her too. He held her wrists above her head with one hand and held onto the middle of her back with the other.
"Ahhh Kakuzu-sama!"
He pressed his lips hard against her and growled against them. She opened her mouth, moaning by how excited she had made him and Kakuzu took the chance to play with her tongue with his own. Sakura couldn't hold back anymore and moaned loudly in his mouth with every thrust, trying to keep up with him and feeling the strong build of release. Sakura swung her head back and her whole body arched and shook as she came. Her walls clamped around Kakuzu making him come while groaning and shuddering.
Kakuzu pulled himself out of Sakura and fell to the side of her, so as not to fall on her. He released her from his threads and pulled her towards him by her wrist. She felt herself fall into his side, her head on his shoulder, hand on his chest and legs tangled up with his own. No words were said afterwards and to two fell asleep without even knowing.
Kakuzu was slowly waking up, but kept his eyes closed, he could feel that he was laying alone, but wasn't completely alone.
In a flash Kakuzu was right behind Sakura who was sat on the floor near his belongings. She was surrounded by his threads with a kunai against her neck. He could see her holding his copy of the bingo book on the page with the bounty he was after the day before. Sakura didn't move or even show fear, she smiled.
"This man, he comes here often. If you want I can help you get him, since you seemed to have had so much trouble with him yesterday"
She must have heard us fighting…
Kakuzu didn't move. "How often?"
2 weeks later…
Kakuzu and Hidan were walking through the entrance of the same brothel Kakuzu was at before. As they walked down the corridor, Hidan was confused.
"Why are we fucking back here man? We got the guy didn't we? What? Is this your way of celebrating?" Hidan cocked his eyebrow at Kakuzu. Kakuzu never told him about Sakura or their hot night together, but judging by his calm and cheerfulness (Kakuzu level of cheerfulness), it was obvious his partner had gotten laid.
"Well, welcome back"
Hidan's thoughts were interrupted and looked to his side to see a young beautiful pinked haired woman in a kimono. She smiled at him and turned her attention back to Kakuzu.
"Did you get your man?"
Kakuzu simply said "Yeah" and started counting money he got out of his pocket. He separated a few notes and handed it to Sakura.
"Here's your share"
Sakura didn't even count the amount he gave her and stared at him. "That's not the amount we agreed on. We agreed, I give you intel when he's in the area and you give me half the bounty".
Hidan's eyes widened at the sight of the Oiran answering back at Kakuzu about money. Kakuzu stepped towards her and showed the rest of the cash. "The rest is for my pay to your boss".
Sakura eyes widened and then smiled again. She knew the cash he held was way more than what he owed her boss after their bet. She stepped towards Kakuzu and slowly grazed his chest upwards and lowered his head to hers. "Awwwwww you don't want me to have any more customers?"
"No, I just don't want them to play with something that doesn't belong to them"
Sakura chuckled "Awwwwwww does the thought of another man touching me or even look at me make your blood boil?" she took Kakuzu's mask by her teeth and pulled it down slowly.
Meanwhile Hidan was shell-shocked; not believing what he was seeing.
How the fuck did he score with such a babe!?
Hope the coupling wasn't too weird. Like I said before I'm gonna do a oneshot for each member of the Akatsuki with Sakura. I'm still working on Helpless Night, I've just got a bit of a writer's block, but I'm working on it. Let me know what you think and see you soon!