I'm stuck in an endless loop of suffering, and it continues to torture my very existence. HEY WE'RE BACK WITH EDGE SHIPS IN A NUTSHELL ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

Percy Jackson stars at the mirror in front of him.

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."

He then turns to the camera.

" Oh no, here we go, where are we going this time?"

A hand from behind the camera holds out a velvet box. Percy raises an eyebrow. This is odd. He opens the box up, and inspects a diamond wedding ring inside.

" Annabeth? I thought she was my slutty girlfriend."

The camera shakes side to side. Percy's eyes widen.

" I finally get my happy ending that I so desperately deserve?"

The camera nods. Percy jumps up into the air, screaming for joy, while tears stream down his face.

"Finally! This existance of pain is over! I'll go propose right now, I finally get to end it!"

He runs out of the apartment, and out of the camera's view.

Annabeth was having a rather normal day.

So far, she had woken up, eaten breakfast, and taught a couple classes at Camp Half-Blood for the summer. She was worried about her boyfriend though. Percy had seemed a bit off lately, often drifting off into space, and making jokes about suicide way more often than what she considered healthy. But her worries were melted when he ran into camp top speed, tackled her, and proposed to her on the spot. It was almost if time had stopped at that very instant. Annabeth was caught so off guard, that she almost went into cardiac arrest. But his eyes shone bright, and he seemed so happy. Like the old Percy she had come to love was finally back. So she said yes, and he ran away, rejoicing and telling everyone the good news. So when lunch finally rolled around, she had time to ponder what she had just agreed to.

" I'm...getting married."

It didn't make any more sense to her, no matter how many times she repeated it to herself. She was really taking that next step. How was this even going to work.

" Hey there, Wise Girl, you over here overthinking things?"

She spun around, to see the grinning face of her now fiance, Percy Jackson. He took a seat beside her, and she sighed.

" I don't know Seaweed Brain. I mean, this is all so fast. And we do start college in a month. How are we going to ballance all of that?"

Percy smiled softly." I've actually been thinking about that ever since before the Giant War ended last year. And I was seriously considering us moving to New Rome. They have plenty of married couples, a lot even with kids, and people that have attended college there and everything. I think it would be a good place for us."

Annabeth looked over, surprised at the idea that had just come from her boyfriend.

" My gods, Seaweed Brain, you can think!"

Percy scoffed, and playfully nudged the Daughter of Athena. She laughed, and the two watched the clouds slowly make their way across the midday sun. Percy turned to her.

" Well, whatever we do, as long as we do it together, I think we'll be okay."

Annabeth smiled.

" Yeah."

Several months later, and the newlywed couple had finally moved in to their new home in New Rome. It was a nice place. Quiet, and beautiful, nustled on the very edge of the city. Perfect for a couple looking to start a new life together. At least, that's what their Real Estate Agent told them. Percy picked up his newly wedded wife, and spun her around.

" You know, I don't think I've been this happy since the last time my mom baked for me."

Annabeth laughed." That was just last night you Seaweed Brain."

Percy laughed as well." Yeah, but don't you like me better happy."

She gave him a quick peck on the lips." You're damn right I do."

After the peck, she gave him a very sultry look. He returned it, and chuckled suggestively.

" Oho, my. Does Wise Girl have something in mind?"

Annabeth grabbed him." Just take me to bed Water Boy."

Percy grinned mischeviously." You got it Smarty Pants.

A year passed, and the couple had a baby that was a few months old. Life had quieted down for the most part. Nothing crazy was happening, and the two were making good strides in their studies while simultaniously raising their child. Old friends often came by to visit, making sure the two were alright. It was appreciated by the two. One day, Annabeth came home, and hugged her husband.

" Hey there honey."

She smiled." Hey. I've got something to tell you."

Percy raised an eyebrow." Really? What is it?"

Annabeth's smile turned into an evil smirk.

" There's another baby."

Needless to say, Percy was caught very off guard. He'd tell you otherwise, but that's how the pond at the back of the house was formed.

Ten years later, and the two were still going strong. With two kids, one tenish, and the other nine-ish, the parents had a pretty big weight on their shoulders. But they were a happy family. During the fall, winter, and spring, the children stayed in New Rome, attending school with the rest of the city. During summer, the family of four would travel to Camp Half-Blood, to visit Grandma, and see Uncle Chiron. Said "Uncle" doted over the two children as if they were his very own. It was a very wholesome experience for everyone.

Thirty years later, and things began to go downhill. Percy came home one day, to find that his wife was laying on the floor, not moving. He took her to the hospital, and she was diagnosed with a rare disease. They attempted to treat her, but seemingly none of the medicine was the right kind of treatment. They also attempted to call on Apollo many times, to no avail. Zeus had still locked him on Olympus for hiding away during the Giant War. He visited her regularly, even bringing his now adult children, who had children of their own with him. It wasn't enough though. Two months after being diagnosed, Annabeth passed from her illness.

Twenty years later, and Percy was finally ready to go. He layed on his hospital bed, silently watching the TV every day. He was fed by his nurses, and every now and again, was visited by one of his children, or his grand-children, or if he was very lucky, his great-grand-children. He was old, and he was happy with how his life went. He started off rocky, but had a good adventure, made some great friends, made a beautiful girl, who he decided to make his wife, and raised a good family who was there to continue his legacy. Truly, he had been blessed by fate, contrary to what he may have thought when he was younger. He was a child of the Big Three, and fought in two seperate wars, and has lived into old age. Not many demigods can claim that victory. Maybe his mom was right in naming him Perseus. Because even after all that fighting, he truly got his happy ending.

Percy gasped, jumping up as he awoke from his slumber. Slightly disoreintated, he looked around to gather his surroundings. A tent. That was odd. And he felt a lot stronger. He looked in a mirror, and saw it.

He was young again.

He began to panic. He was just on his death bed! He was finally going to be with all the people he loved again! What happened. Then, a familiar voice penetrated his mind like a silver arrow.

" Perseus. That was quite a good night last night. I'm glad I broke my maiden vows that i had upkept for thousands of years for you."

Percy stopped dead in his tracks, and looked over to the naked body of Artemis, goddess of the Hunt.

He he screamed

the end fags.