HELLO EVERYONE! The Wandering Mercenary here with this weeks WEEKLY ONE SHOT! I got my new laptop recently! Yay! That means I can update again! So, in celebration of two years on Fanfiction (as of the 12th) here is... JUST ANOTHER FINALE!

There it stood. The most powerful Pokemon known to man kind. Ya know, BESIDES God. Calem was ready. He was going to catch this sexy beast. He took a step towards his prey, and it spun around.

" Okay, what the hell is with the weird narration, this is Pokemon not fucking Undertale or something else that's just as shitty."

Calem was hurt. Undertale wasn't THAT bad. Well, the fans were pretty rabid, but Pokemon was just as bad. Right? Mewtwo sighed.

" Is it just me, or has the quality of your work slowly gotten more and more cancerous?"

Calem looked behind him, but no one was there. He pointed a finger to his chest, as to ask if Mewtwo was referring to him.

" No, you idiot, I meant the Author. You know, the guy that shoves this shit onto his page just to say he has a WHOLE BUNCH of COOL STORIES that YOU should GO READ. LIKE NOW."

Calem placed his hand on his hip, and pointed at Mewtwo.' Was that a shameless plug?' is what he would have asked. If he could talk.

Mewtwo looked pretty annoyed." He can talk. He did it in all the other ones!"

Calem looked around, as if seeing if the two were alone.

" Okay, look," he said quietly." I'm being watched by a man. A Bad Man. If he catches me talking, that's it. My free supply of CASH MONEY is gone. That's it. Then I'll have to be in even more shitty stories by this guy, just so I can support my family."

Mewtwo looked around akwardly.

" Oh. Damn. Sorry man. I didn't mean to-"

Calem held his hand up." It's all good man, I get asked about it all the time."

Mewtwo nodded, and the two were silent for a few seconds, before a voice rang out from all around them.

" I KNEW IT. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"

Calem fell to his knees.

" NOOOOOO MY INCOME!"

The voice took shape, and walked closer to the two. Why, it was John the Bad Man! OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!

" Yes, it is I, John the Bad Man! Now, give me your debit card."

Calem hung his head low." Serena's gonna kill me. Again."

Mewtwo just kind stood there. I mean,what whould you do?

John walked back in the direction he came, eventually dissapearing into the shadows of the dark cave, before uttering one last thing.

" I'll get your script for next month."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S A WRAP. I don't have too much to say, except that Hurricane is being updated later. Sorry, I forgot. Well, Please to Follow, Favorite, and Reveiw. Remember to be the best bagel you can be, and as always...

See You On The Other Side~The Wandering Mercenary