so one day ron was on his compooter looking uo thingys 2 steel. Ronny clicked around wikipedia. but den AN ADD POPED UP? CLICKE HERE 2 ENTAR DE CAVE WITH RUBIES JUST LYING AROUND ON DE GROUNE!

"omg dis sounds gr8! i can buy desiree lotta stuff with rubies!" so ron clicked teh likn AND WAS SUCKED INTO DA COMPUUUUTEEEEEEER. "Its pratty darkness in hear" ron notices he has torch in hand and lights it with magic or somthing, i dunno.

"Spelunky! dats a cool name" and ron puts on his costume. he flies down a hole with his cape. "hey a journal!" but jounal was pretty much empty, it just said that the guy who used to use it didant need it. "probably cuz its liek empty".

so ron went in the dore AND TEH WALLS WERE SHIFTIIIING! Ron came out and he almost had heart atack. "MHONNNNEY EVARYWHAAAAAARE" and ron tried to get all the stuff on the floor. he had liek 50k but then time raan out. Ghoooooooost! ron ran out teh door as fast as he could.

"oh boi dat was close, mby i shouldnt hang around 2 much" but DEN RON SAW SOMETHING 2 PUT HIS PHANTOM THEEF SKILLS 2 USE A SHOOOOP. "oh my friendly god chan dis place get any bettar?!" ron snuck up to da shop and saw a shoppy there. "hmmmmm if i just run in and out..". Ron saw some rope and he ran in and graaberd it. he tryd 2 run but de shoppy pulled a shotgun on him. "plz no dont shuut MEEEEEEE" but ron was shot.

Ron gats up "at least theres something in journal now. wait. WHERES MY MOOOOOONEEEEY!"

to be continude...