Saitama had never really cared for hero names. Sure, he would get aggravated if someone called him "Baldy", "Old dude", "Egg-head" (most courtesy of Tatsumaki), but nothing really on the lines of getting so pissed that he'd destroy an entire mountain or something.

That was a bit much.

So it was no surprise that when he and Genos checked the Hero Registration webpage, he really had nothing to say to his official hero name being "Caped Baldy." Though, Genos did seem to have quite a few objections about it.

"Saitama-sensei, let me call the registration to-"

"Nah, no need." he flicked on the TV, laying on his futon. "You'll only embarrass me. Plus it's no big deal."

The cyborg paused before nodding curtly, "Hai, whatever Saitama-sensei wishes."

Deciding not to comment for once on the name, the bald hero proceeded to flick through the channels while scratching his stomach. He took a peak over at Genos to see him writing in his journal as per usual, so he sighed as his eyes traveled back to the laptop sitting on the desk in their small shared apartment.

"Hey Genos, what was your hero name?" he asked his disciple.

"I believe it was 'Demon Cyborg.'" he replied, momentarily looking up from his journal to acknowledge Saitama before going back to whatever he was writing.

"Demon Cyborg..." Saitama tested the name on his lips. Something seemed off about the name. I mean, he's seen "half asleep in the morning" Genos and he's seen "wants to get extra snacks at the store but also doesn't want to mess with the shopping list so he keeps looking back at the snack isle" Genos and he's seen "defeated a monster in mid-air but didn't stick the landing on the way back down" Genos and even "button mashing because the combos are too complicated" Genos.

And 'Demon Cyborg' is not a fitting name for this guy.

"..Genos, give me your phone."

"H-hai, sensei!"

A/N: So this is based off a post on tumblr I found. I couldn't find it again so I had to go by memory and what I remembered from it :P I thought it was pretty funny so decided to make it into a little ficlit thing. Hope you enjoyed and R&R! ^~^

Edit 4/10/2016: I found the post and added/changed some stuff on here to fit it. ^^ You can the post here (remove spaces) - cyborglovesbaldy . tumblr post / 141463547859 / konorai - saitama - finding - genos - hero - name - weird