46Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z/GT people. The characters Ayla and Shed are mine.
Hi, everyone! HAHAHAHA! You didn't think you would get rid of me, did you? You did? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm back with another product of my crazy mind! ^_^ I hope you have a good time with this humor/romance fic. All the chapters will also have a "Behind the Scenes" section, where the characters will act like they were really actors playing Dragon Ball GT. It isn't exactly a part of the story.
Initial information: Goku is back (I don't know how, but he is), Trunks is 32, Goten is 31, Marron is 24, Bra is 19 and Pan is 18. This story has no connection with "Love Games", although the characters Ayla and Shed are the same, except for they aren't crazy aliens but normal people in this fic.
Main characters: Trunks and Pan, although Goku and Vegeta steal some scenes. (they are awsome!)
And for those who hate T/P and G/B pairing, I'll just say I'm sorry because I'll always pair them. And about the age thing, you should know that we aren't talking about normal people. We are talking about half ALIENS. We are talking about SAIYANS. And Saiyans age much slower than humans. See what happened to Bulma and Chi Chi, who got older faster than Goku and Vegeta, that's why I prefer putting the younger Saiyans together. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Anyway I'm not trying to convince you, I'm only justifying my reasons. Well, forget what I said!
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -
Reader: Shut up, Bellchan, and start this trash! (throws the mouse on her head) OUCH! (she faints)
That was another peaceful Friday night on Satan City, I mean, no powerful enemies moving to conquer the world, no lavander haired boys coming from the future to warn people about some new threat and, finally, no cupid aliens trying to promote matchmaking between poor innocent victims. No. Everything was calm. At least for the time being.
- Son's Residence -
"Pan-chan, it's a call for you, dear! It's Bra-chan!" said Videl, calling out for her daughter.
"Ok, mom, I'll answer it in here, thank you." said the girl from her bedroom.
"Hello, Bra! What's up?"
"Hello, Panny! What are you going to do this weekend?" asked an enthusiastic blue haired girl.
"Humm... I don't know. Why?" the other girl replied back, laying on her stomach and swinging her legs, like she was ready for a long chat.
"Well, you know, me and Marron are attending the new theater company of Satan City, the Maxi Theater, have you heard about it?"
"Of course, they just spread advertisements all over the city..."
"Sure, but the most amazing is that this theater is providing the highest tecnology for special effects. And you can attend theater classes only on weekends, so you don't need to quit working or studying. Isn't that cool?" Bra was very excited while telling the news to her best friend.
"Yeah, and?" asked Pan, willing to know what was on her friend's mind.
"Wouldn't you like to watch one of our rehearsals? I've already conviced oniichan and Goten to come. Well, actually I made dad convice them..." Bra giggled as she remembered Trunks' and Goten's scared faces when Vegeta threated them.
"Oh, you said Trunks? Well, in that case yes, I'm coming too!" said Pan sitting up with a big smile across her face.
"Wow, I thought you had just a little crush on him, I didn't know it was much more than that..." teased Bra.
"Actually I like him. I mean, I like him a lot! He's the coolest person I know..." answered the dreaming girl.
"Ok, ok. Let's stop here, or you will drool all over yourself right now!"
"Oh-oh. Too late." Both girls began laughing hysterically.
"But you know, as your best friend I should warn you that you will have lots of competition for him, including Marron..." said Bra as soon as she caught her breath.
"I've known that since I've known him... always surrounded by all kinds of bimbos..." sighed Pan. "But who cares? I also have my own weapons..." she said suddenly getting back her self-confidence. "You know, I'm not the same silly girl anymore. They may be prettier, but I'm smarter. And about Marron, I like her, but if she gets in my way..."
The girl on the other line grinned at her friend's comment.
After half an hour of babbling, they finally hung up their phones and went to sleep.
The next morning, Trunks and Goten were already at Pan's house to pick her up to go to the theater. Bra and Marron were already there because they would have to memorize their scripts before playing on the rehearsal.
"Hello, boys! Sorry if I made you wait too much..." said Pan. She was now only a few inches taller than her mother. Her "V" neck tight red sweater and black skirt showed her perfect feminine body. Her shoulder length hair was free, with the bangs put to the side.
"Hi, Panny! You're so beautiful today!"
"Thank you, uncle Goten." said Pan giggling and giving him a hug.
"Yeah... Beautiful..." said Trunks staring at her dumbly.
"Oh, hi Trunks! Sorry if I made you wait..." she hugged him, rubbing his back as if she was soothing a crying child.
"No, you're really beautiful..." he was still daydreaming, what grew even worse when he took on her scent.
"Hey Trunks! Watch out! You'll wet my niece with your drool!" teased Goten.
"What!?" said the poor guy suddenly awake and then checking his chin.
"Ha ha ha! Baka! I was kidding!" Both Goten and Pan began laughing hard, while the embarrassed purple haired Saiyan shot them a deathful glare.
"Let's go or we'll get late." he said sharply. The other two Saiyans shrugged and followed him to his dark blue sport car.
At the huge theater, Trunks, Goten and Pan took their seats on the first row of the theater. (It was just a rehearsal, so there was nobody watching it. Real presentations occured only at night.) It didn't take too long for a young ocean blue haired man to appear followed by his pink haired assistant and five actors, including Bra and Marron. They were dressed like the characters they would play.
"I see we have an audience today!" said the man, actually the director of the show, staring at the three people who sat on the first row. "Wouldn't you like to join us? The main actors couldn't come by today, so you could take their places during the rehearsal."
"Yeah! Join us!" cried Bra and Marron, jumping up and down.
"Oh, no, no! We're just here to watch our friends, thank you!" said Pan nervously. The other two nodded.
"Come on, Trunks! Just for today!" pleaded Marron. "You could play Prince Henry and I would be Princess Helena! It would be great, I promise!" she said excitedly, winking at him seductively.
Pan narrowed her eyes at this. She did not appreciate the idea and quickly decided to do something.
"Ok, we'll do it. But only if we can be the main characters." stated Pan, looking to the director.
"No problem." he answered.
"Then, let's go boys." she commanded.
"Hey, who said we want to participate?" asked Trunks, a bit annoyed with Pan's bossy tone. Goten just nodded in order to support his friend.
"I SAID IT, do you have any objection?" Pan shot each word clearly, while giving the guys a deathful gaze. They just rolled their eyes and followed her towards the stage. This time Marron was the one who looked annoyed because she wasn't taking the main female role. 'Hnf, just wait, little girl...'
"Ok, you don't need to get changed. Just take your scripts and memorize them, while the other actors will start their rehearsal." said the director handing a few pieces of paper to the three new "actors". "Oh sorry, by the way, my name is Alan Shed. And this is miss Ayla, my assistant."
After the whole present people were introduced to each other, they began doing their assigned tasks. And just a few minutes later, Pan walked towards Trunks with a worried expression.
"Trunks, I need to talk to you in private." she whispered in his ear.
"What's the matter, Panny?" he whispered back.
"Come with me, please..." she motioned for him to follow her, what he did.
They sat in a small couch behind the stage and then Pan looked around to see if nobody was nearby.
"Trunks..." she began. "Well, here on my script..." The girl sounded very nervous but she proceeded even so.
"It says that I... actually have to... well, kiss you..." she looked at him, trying to find some support.
"And what did you expect? We'll play the main characters." said the young man, surprised with what she was worried about. "Besides, you are the one who dragged us into this, if I may say."
"I know but... it's that..." she paused before going on. "I've... never kissed anyone before!"
"What!?" asked the astonished Saiyan.
"I said I never kissed before!" repeated the girl.
"You must be joking! Pan, you're already 18! And you're beautiful! How come a guy never wanted to kiss you?"
"They really tried, but I never wanted to... Oh, Trunks believe me! How will I kiss you if I never have before?" she said, trying to give him an excuse.
"But it's not that hard..." Trunks sighed and then continued. "Ok, if you want I can teach you."
"Really? Thank you!" her eyes lit up and she gave him a hug.
Trunks felt a little tense with this, but he couldn't change his mind now. He sighed again and cupped her face with his hands. Then he placed a light kiss on her lips, gently brushing his tongue on them. She suddenly got apart from him.
"Hey! You put your tongue on me!" complained the girl.
"That's how adult people kiss, you baka!" he answered in the same tone as her.
"Oh, sorry. Let's try once more." Pan gave him a sheepish smile and put her arms around his neck. Trunks rolled his eyes and kissed her again. This time they kissed until they had to break the kiss for air.
"That's it, Panny. You did it." said Trunks.
"Oh, I still feel insecure... Let's do it just one more time..." pleaded the girl with big puppy eyes.
"Ok, just one more time." he sighed. 'Good Trunks, if this continues you'll have to take a cold shower right now...' he felt himself heating up, and began questioning what was that strange feeling that he suddenly felt in his heart.
"You learn pretty fast, Panny." complimented Trunks as they ended the kiss.
"Oh no, that's because you're a good kis...I mean, teacher!" she smiled.
"Ok, let's get back to the stage."
"Trunks?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think I could convince the public with my kiss?"
"Surely. We would be just pretending, anyway."
"Do I kiss better than Marron?"
"Why this question?"
"Just answer!"
"Well, I just kissed her once and that was two years ago... But I guess so..."
"You guess so? I want you to be sure!" with that Pan grabed his face and placed another kiss on him. They remained like that for a while. Little did they know there were two other demi-Saiyans spying on them.
Later that morning, after the rehearsal was over, two girls talked enthusiastically on the phone.
"You are crazy, Panny! You even surpassed me!" said the blue haired one.
"Your brother is so silly! He really did believe that I had never kissed anyone before!" said the other girl.
"Poor oniichan!"
"I couldn't miss that chance, so I kissed him the most I could."
"I guess you both enjoyed the idea. I still can't believe you two and Goten joined the theater company permanently! And the director did like you!"
"Acting was not as hard as I thought. It... kind of... felt right on the stage. It was like I was putting out all my fears, my anxiety, I don't know..."
"Yeah, I know that! But the fact is they are so professional that we don't even need to have any special skills! Well Panny, talking is nice, but mom is calling me for lunch! See ya!"
"See ya! Bye bye!"
The next weekend, at night, the theater was full of people. It was really big, more than ten shows would be presented at the same time, in separated sections. Our gang would be acting on area 6. Even Goku, Chi-chi, Bulma, Vegeta, Gohan, Videl, Kuririn and #18 were there to watch their son's/(grand)daughter's first presentation.
The curtains were finally open, and as soon as Pan appeared on the center of the stage, Chi-chi began screaming hysterically.
"Pan-chan! Oh, that's my granddaughter!" she got up and started to wave her arm, holding a handkerchief. Everybody sweatdroped.
"Okaasan! Sit down, please! It's not a tournament!" pleaded Gohan, very embarassed.
The play went on, and the parents were very entertained, except for Vegeta and Goku, who were sleeping on their seats. They didn't realize their heads were slowly shifting to the side, until they leaned on each other.
Finally it came the kissing scene between Trunks and Pan. They got so deep into their roles that the scene actually seemed real. The couple laid in a bed, placed on the left side of the stage, still kissing. Suddenly, a strong ki emanated amongst the audience. A very pissed Gohan stood up throwing a deathful glare.
"Gohan, sit down!" ordered Videl pulling him back to his chair.
"He's raping my daughter!" he yelled with red eyes.
"They are just acting honey!" said Videl clenching her teeth and holding her husband's arm firmly.
"Aww, aren't they so cute?" cried Chi-chi, resting her head on Goku's shoulder, who had recently come out of
his slumber, caused by a punch from Vegeta.
As the kiss was over, the furious father finally calmed down. The play was over as well, and the rest of the cast joined Trunks and Pan at the stage and received aplauses from the audience.
When the "kids" came up they were hugged, kissed and complimented by their proud parents. Then, the entire gang headed to Capsule Corps. to celebrate the event. They stayed there until very late in the night, chatting, drinking and laughing.
"Oh, Veggie honey, I can't believe you slept all the time!" said Bulma. She was smiling because she was a bit drunk.
"Hnf! That thing sucked!" Vegeta, also drunk, replied back.
"Really? I bet you wouldn't say that if you joined the kids on the stage!" Goku was even more drunk, because he really looked smart.
"I'd never do that!" yelled the arrogant prince.
"So you're saying you can't act. Well, you know, I can." said Goku standing in a confident pose.
"What!? Don't be ridiculous!"
Goku just smirked.
"I can act better than you, Kakkarot!" Vegeta finally shouted pointing his finger at Goku's nose.
"Fine then. Tomorrow we'll join the theater company." told the taller Saiyan. Vegeta just grunted.
Back to the "children", they were all asleep in the huge living room. As soon as Gohan spotted his daughter, he came next to her and gently shook her shoulder.
"Pan-chan, let's go home, dear." he whispered.
The girl opened one eye and then closed it again. "Mmmm... I don't feel like moving dad... Will you carry me?" she asked in a sleepy voice.
"Ok, you little baby. Daddy will carry you." said Gohan as if she was two years old and picked her up. Then he took off for home, followed close by Videl.
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- BEHIND THE SCENES -
"Oi, Kakkarot!" yelled Vegeta from the parking lot, as soon as he spotted Goku placing the key on his car.
"Oi, Veggie!" the other Saiyan waved his arm at his comrade.
"Hey pal, would you give me a ride? My car is still being fixed." said the shorter man.
"Sure! Come on in!" said Goku opening the passenger's door from inside the car.
"I can't wait to take a good shower! Today they exaggerated on the gel. My hair looks like a broom!" complained Vegeta.
"Yeah, mine too... I already told them if we could use a wig, it would be so much better!"
"Those directors are crazy. They prefer spending millions of dollars on tubes and more tubes of gel..."
"Hm-hmm. By the way, Veggie, would you mind if we stop to pick up my granddaughter at the ballet school?"
"Of course not! So is Panny having a good progress? She's so energetic! She does a lot of things at the same time!"
"Yeah, yesterday she told me she want to enter the Alpinism Club as soon as we finish "Light, Camera, Action!".
"Sugoi! I think I'll join her!"
"Good idea! We could invite our wives and our kids!"
"Deal!" (and the car disappears on the road).
Japanese words:
oniichan = the way people call their older brother
baka = silly, stupid
okaasan = mother
sugoi = great, increadible
Author comments: Confused? Well, on the "Behind the Scenes" section the characters are the same as in the anime, however they behave as they were normal people who play the characters from Dragon Ball Z/GT. Got it?
And no, I don't understand anything about theater classes and in this fic I'm assuming the characters will just memorize their scripts and then start acting. It's just a plot for the situations anyway...
I must go now, see ya! (disappears in a blink of an eye) (appears again) Oh, review, please! (disappears)
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