32Alright, here we are with Part 2 of "The Ex – Files". Here is where Courtney and Cody get their matrixes.
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Now, let's get started!
"So according to Tyler, they stole Owen," Cody said. "And brought him in here somewhere."
"Aw, poor Cody." Courtney flirted. "Wanna go somewhere quiet and, talk about it?"
Duncan just rolled his eyes.
"Welcome to the black box warehouse!" Chris said over the loud speakers. "Finding a functioning alien artifact in here, is gonna be a bit like finding a needle in a haystack. A haystack with a black ops security system. Which I set off when I hacked into this PA! My bad!"
"Is it just me, or does he NOT sound sorry for that!?" Cody exclaimed.
The alarms then went off, causing everyone to scatter.
Courtney hid behind some boxes, while Heather was digging through some of the boxes to find an artifact.
"Great." Heather muttered. "More broken junk."
Heather tossed a disc behind her, but it was revealed to be a VEEERY tiny flying saucer.
Heather groaned as it flew away.
"Can't these boxes have labels!?" Heather complained.
Courtney found a robot, and kicked its shin to see what would happen. She got her answer when it activated.
"Intruder alert." The robot said. "Initializing elimination procedure."
Then, a big ass cannon came out of the robot's right wrist, and aimed itself at Courtney. However, before it could do anything, the floor gave way, making the robot fall through numerous levels.
Meanwhile, Heather had found a portal to somewhere. She poked it with her finger, only for someone, or something, to grab her, and try and pull her in.
"Hmmm, she is a pain." Courtney said, pondering on whether or not to save her. "Ugh, but I need her vote to get rid of Gwen."
Courtney then grabbed Heather's leg, and yanked her out of there, launching Heather into some boxes.
"Ugh! What were you waiting for!?" Heather demanded. "I am covered in space snot! Least the stupid thing is intact."
Courtney then knocked it over with her foot, destroying it.
"Oh no!" Courtney said in fake disappointment. "Better keep looking."
"Are you trying to lose?" Heather asked in shock.
"What!?" Courtney asked. "As if!"
With Owen, the big lug had finally woken up, only to find himself strapped to a chair.
"You're not gonna fatten me up to feed your race of probe happy aliens!" Owen shouted in defiance. "Are you?"
Then a bunch of medical tools appeared from the ceiling.
"Initiating, G7851, protocol." A robotic voice said. "Large."
Suddenly, a suction cup was attached to Owen's head, going over his eyes.
"Oh no!" Owen said in fear. "The memory wiper thingy! If I remember only one thing, PLEASE! Let it be nachos! With extra jalapenos."
That was when he started screaming.
Fortunately, Tyler and Alejandro were passing by.
"It's gotta be Owen!" Tyler said when he heard the screams. "OWEN! WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YA BUDDY!"
Tyler then started punching the cube Owen was stuck in.
"NEVER! LEAVE! A MAN! BEHIND!" He shouted with each punch, until his hands were red.
"Tyler!" Alejandro exclaimed. "There's no time! We need to find an artifact! It's not like on's gonna just fall out of the sky!"
And then one in the form of a cube fell out of the sky.
Wait let me try! It's not like a sexy babe is gonna fall out of the sky!
….
DAMMIT!
Oh wait, it fell from the cube. MY BAD!
"Huh. I stand corrected." Alejandro said with a smile on his face. "Now, let's hope it works!"
That's when it started to glow, making Alejandro drop it in shock. Two lightning bolts then shot out, forming two aliens!
"WHOA! ALIENS!" Tyler shouted. "Don't probe me bro!"
The alien just blinked at Tyler, then held its finger out in classic E.T. fashion.
Tyler raised an eyebrow, and the alien smiled. Tyler then went to touch his finger with the alien's, when it shocked him.
Alejandro winced as he heard Tyler's shouts of pain. Then, the other one pulled a facehugger, and started shocking Alejandro!
Meanwhile, Gwen snuck past some Black Ops, and bumped into Duncan.
After an awkward greeting, they decided to try again.
"You go first." Duncan said to Gwen.
"Okay." Gwen said. "The kiss was awesome, even though everyone on my team thinks I'm the "New Heather". Even Heather! But I can see that Courtney's ridiculous flirting is getting to you. So if you've changed your mind about our sit – "
Duncan silenced her with a kiss on the lips.
"Was that just to shut me up?" Gwen asked amusedly.
"Not entirely." Duncan admitted.
"Why don't we just let things happen?" Gwen asked. "No pressure, no planning, no pookums. K?"
"See?" Duncan said. "That there is why I like you."
Then, the flying saucer from before flew over them. Duncan smirked and went to grab it, but Gwen tripped him.
"Try not to get eliminated!" Gwen laughed as she ran after the saucer.
"Same to you!" Duncan called back with a smile on his face.
Cody had found some pods. He went to touch one, but it zapped him. He stuck his finger in his mouth to relieve the pain, but then the pod started glowing. And out of it came ANOTHER CODY!
How many more movie references are there gonna be in this episode!?
'NOPE!' Cody thought to himself as he backed away from the clone. 'So much nope!'
"Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH!" Sierra squealed as she ran to them both. "TWO CODY'S! I'm confused. AND EXCITED!"
She then squeezed them both, making the clone one pop like a balloon.
"Okay now I'm just confused." Sierra muttered. Cody took this time to slip away. The alien goo made it very easy.
With Duncan, he continued trying to find the saucer, but instead found Alejandro and Tyler getting the shocks of their lives!
*cricket noises*
Screw you that was funny!
"It's on my face!" Tyler yelled. "It's on my face!"
"What's this a double date?" Duncan demanded as he walked up to Alejandro. "Tell you what, you agree not to vote me off this week, then I save your butt."
Alejandro just gave Duncan a thumb's up.
"Deal!" Duncan said. "Okay first, Big Mouth!"
Duncan held his fist out, and Tyler ran right into it, destroying the first alien.
"Oh, gross!" Tyler moaned. The slime was everywhere! "Ever heard of overkill guy?"
Duncan then tried to pull the other alien off of Alejandro. The alien then zapped the both of them, sending them both flying! Alejandro crashed against the cube Owen was stuck in, making the keypad on the outside go haywire.
The door then opened, letting Owen go free.
"Owen!" Tyler said in shock.
Owen looked like the Joker! Green hair and everything
"What?" Owen asked. "Oh no! the alien stole my memory! And styled my hair!"
"And did your make up!" Tyler said, making Owen scream in panic.
Chris and Chef laughed as they watched this from the plane.
"Thanks again Colonel!" Chris said into the walkie talkie. "I can see why that mullet is top secret!"
"I really don't think they stole your memory Owen." Tyler said.
"Oh but they did Tyler!" Owen shouted. "I can't even remember your name!"
…Wat?
"A little help here please!" Duncan called out.
"Or Duncan's name, or Al's name, or Chris or the Total Drama Plane or Mom's cheese cellar back home! Or any of us!" Owen exclaimed. "Oh wait, nevermind. I think I'm good. Oh, how you doing Al?"
Alejandro just gave Owen the stink eye.
"Al? Al!" Owen called out again.
"3, 2, 1, and, REVENGE!" Alejandro said, snapping his fingers.
Owen then gave himself a wedgie, started doing "The Running Man", and started singing "Take me out to the ballgame".
Duncan chucked the alien at Owen to get him to stop.
(Confessional start)
Duncan: *laughs* The Running Man? Alejandro is alright.
(Confessional end)
"Hurry!" Tyler said. "It's getting angrier!"
Alejandro tried to pull the alien off of Owen, but was having some difficulties. Finally, they managed to remove the alien, and get it into the box Tyler was holding.
"One intact alien artifact!" Duncan exclaimed. "First class here we come!"
Owen, however, was still hypnotized.
"3, 2, 1, and we're back!" Alejandro said, snapping Owen out of it.
"Didge, we won?" Owen asked, before falling on his face.
"Great!" Alejandro said. "Now we gotta carry him out!"
"I'll stick with the alien." Tyler said.
Alejandro and Duncan then lifed Owen up.
"LET'S GO!" Alejandro shouted "VAMINOS!", and Team CIRRRRH took off.
"Alejandro?" Gwen asked as she walked in on the scene. "Is that you?"
Gwen then saw the box from before.
"Well well, what have we here?" Gwen said.
Meanwhile, Courtney was pretending to look for an artifact.
"Courtney, a word?"
Courtney turned around and saw Cody from behind some boxes.
"What's up?" Courtney asked.
"What's with you today?" Cody asked. "You've been flirting with me throughout the whole challenge! And you broke the portal we could've used to win! What's going on?"
"Look, the thing is, Alejandro told me to try and make Duncan jealous. And I wasn't gonna flirt with Alejandro, that'd be too obvious. Owen wouldn't want to betray Izzy, even though they broke up, and if I flirted with Tyler, I'd be no better than Gwen." Courtney explained. "So that left you. And I broke the portal so that we could lose, and vote Gwen off."
"Why didn't you say something?" Cody asked. "I could've helped make it look real! And if the reast of the team found out, YOU'D be the one going home! Not Gwen!"
"I honestly never thought of that." Courtney admitted.
"Well let's just go and – " Cody then accidently knocked a lid off of one of the boxes. He looked inside and found something.
"Hey Courtney, look at this!" Cody said.
Courtney peered in and saw what Cody was talking about.
There were two watches.
The first one was red and black, and had four black squares that look like it would face the user's knuckles. The face was a black circle with a red hourglass in side.
The second one looked like a very big wristwatch, primarily blue and aqua in color, with a blue dial in the middle which has a pink hourglass shape.
"Think they work?" Cody asked.
"Let's hope so." Courtney muttered.
The two reached out to grab them, but then the watches grabbed onto them!
"HOLY - !" Cody shouted as he tried to shake it off.
"What are these things!?" Courtney exclaimed.
"Whatever they are, they aren't coming off!" Cody said. He then noticed his had a hologram on top. It looked like some kind of dog.
"I wonder…." Cody muttered before he pressed the face down like a button. In a red flash of light, Cody had transformed into an Evolved Vulpimancer!
Evolved Vulpimancers are significantly larger and more muscular than Vulpimancers. Their fur is a maroon-red color. They have four huge grey/white spikes running down their backs that overlap. These spikes start out as a shark-like fin at the head, and rising almost into an arc over the back, tapering near the rump. Evolved Vulpimancers also have a long tail whose tip has a horn, resembling a scorpion stinger.
The watch had become a spiked dog collar around his neck. (A.N.: Think the Nemetrix, but with the Ultimatrix symbol on it.)
"Cody!" Courtney shouted.
"It's okay Courtney, I'm fine!" Cody said. "But I have this sudden urge to hump legs and pee on fire hydrants."
"I don't have time for this." Courtney mumbled as she got on Cody's back. "Move it, before the guy's beat us!"
"Hang on tight!" Cody warned before he took off in a full gallop.
"Tell me you found something!" Heather said.
"I can't even find Cody – kins!" Sierra said sadly.
"So we have nothing!?" Heather said.
"One working alien artifact!" Gwen exclaimed as she walked in. "Totally intact! TA – DA!"
"Make that three!"
Courtney then grabbed the rest of Team Amazon as Cody barreled on through.
"First class, here we come!" Courtney cheered. "WOO HOO!"
"Smells like… burnt candy!" Owen mumbled as Team CIRRRRH ran through the mine field.
"Come on guys!" Tyler said. "We didn't get this far in the competish cause we're wimps! It's cause we stay one step ahead of the – "
Tyler then stepped on a mine, and was sent flying!
Back at the plane, Chris was catching some z's, when Tyler crash landed not 20 feet from him.
"Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?" he asked dizzily. The alien however, was now slime.
"Former alien life form? Impressive." Chris said. "Too bad it's not still intact."
"WHAT!?" Alejandro said, stamping his foot in anger.
Team Amazon was still hanging on tight to Cody the Evolved Vulpimancer as he raced through the mine field, his sense of smell alerting him to the hidden explosives.
"The guys beat us!?" Gwen shouted.
Unfortunately, Cody tripped over his own foot, causing not only him to fall and slide across the ground, but for Gwen to drop the box.
"NO!" Gwen shouted in fear.
"OH CRAP!" Cody shouted as he slid across the ground, all the way to the plane. "I'm hurt now!"
Fortunately, Chris caught the box.
"The Amazons win again!" Chris announced.
Cody tapped the watch on his collar, and turned back to normal.
"Thank goodness." He muttered, until Sierra grabbed him and started to squeeze.
Chris had called the Colonel, and told him Cody and Courtney could keep the watches, or the "Ultimatrix" and "Omnitrix" as he called them, as long as they didn't try and take over the planet.
On the plane, Cody and Heather were talking with Courtney. Cody had explained the situation, and Heather had agreed to help.
"I know you want Gwen gone." Cody told Courtney. "But strategy is the way to go here."
"Cody's right." Heather said in agreement. "Right now, we gotta focus on picking off the guys."
"Are you even listening?" Cody asked.
"Gothy's going down, Gothy's going down, Gothy is going down." Courtney said in a crazed mantra.
"Okay that is a no." Cody said.
(Confessional start)
Heather: Izzy, you have been reaplced.
(Confessional end)
Gwen shrunk down in her seat.
"Attention all players and brooding Goth chick!" Chris said, showing no mercy in the savagery department. "It's time to throw a guy out of a plane!"
At the Barf Bag Ceremony, Team CIRRRRH were awaiting the verdict.
"Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot." Chris said. "Not a lot of team work tonight. Owen, wasting time on a new hairdo, not cool. Duncan, making deals before you help your teammates, that's low! Tyler –"
Gwen snuck in to see the verdict.
"Is stoked that Duncan is outie!" Tyler said through his bandages.
"No Tyler." Chris corrected. "You're outie!"
"What!?" Tyler, and surprisingly Courtney shouted in unison.
"You're cutting Tyler instead of Duncan!?" Courtney asked incredulously. "What's wrong with you!?"
"Is there gonna be a revote?" Tyler asked hopefully, only for Courtney to literally kick him off the plane!
"That's it! No more Ms. Nice Guy!" Courtney said with finality. "Two people specifically! You hear me!? I will have my REVENGE!"
At the word revenge, Owen once again gave himself a wedgie, started doing "The Walking Man", and singing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game".
"Will Courtney get her revenge?" Chris asked. "Find out next time, right here on Total. Drama. WORLD TOUR!"
Okay you guys, you got what you were waiting for! Cody and Courtney now have their matrixes!
As for the Aliens:
Cody:
Evolved Vulimancer
Evolved Vaxasaurian
Evolved Sonorosian
Evolved Arachnichimp
Evolved Polar Manzadrill
Evolved Galilean
Evolved Appoplexian
Evolved Methanosian
Evolved Galvan
Evolved To'kustar
Courtney:
Florauna
Kinceleran
Petrosapien
Arburian Pelarota
Pyrosapien
Tetramand
Vladat
Technomorph
Segmentsapien
Celestialsapien
