46Disclaimer: I do not own the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise or My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU
A/N: Its often said that Kyon and Hikigaya are similar so I thought what if they're the same person since to my knowledge Kyon's actual name has never been revealed so what if he was actually Hikigaya. I know its far fetched but I thought it would be interesting so I wrote this.
For those of you are familiar with my writing yeah I do realise that this is the second story where Hikigaya and another character have sort of merged but I can't help it I just keep thinking of stories where what if Hikigaya was actually the main character.
Also this is the first time I'm using a first person narrative so forgive me if it's a bit off and as always feedback is really appreciated so without further ado I hope you enjoy the story
"That's all for today you guys can go do whatever you do after school" said Hiratsuka-sensei
Those lines spoken by her signalled the end to yet another normal day. A day where I force myself up every morning to go to school even though going to school won't help me in achieving my dream. The noble dream of being a house husband. That being said even I realise the importance of having a back up plan and going to school and doing work unfortunately is needed for my back up plan. If you ask me now I have no idea what that back up plan is but in all probability it would be being a corporate slave. I shuddered at the thought. Thats right school was simply the first stage of training in being a corporate slave or as my parents say it being a constructive member of society (lol).
While I was lost in thought a certain bubbly brown haired club mate of mine approached me from behind
"Were you waiting for me Hiki? Thats a nice change" asked and commented the said club mate as she smiled
"Not really I was just lost in thought, Yuigahama"
When I said that she pouted, she was probably disappointed that I wasn't waiting for her
As I started making my way out of the classroom Yuigahama followed me and asked, "What were you thinking about Hiki?"
"About how going to school is training for the future"
"Thats surprisingly positive, Hiki"
"Not when you consider what the future most probably is going to end up as"
"Whats your future going to be"
"Logically thinking it through… " I shuddered once again even for me thinking like this is far too negative but there's nothing to worry about as long as I have faith that I'll be a house husband I'll become a house husband, with that thought I continued, "being a corporate slave"
"I thought you wanted to be house husband Hiki"
"Whoever said I stopped wanting to be a house husband, I'm just saying the odds are stacked against me but I will never loose faith in my dream"
"Wow Hiki you sound just like one of those shonen anime main characters, to bad your dream isn't something as noble"
"Saving yourself from working more is noble Yuigahama after all to work is to lose"
Yuigahama simply sighed
The rest of our journey to our clubroom was spent in a comfortable silence, ah how I love this peacefulness
Once we reached the clubroom Yuigahama went ahead and slid the door open and greeted the occupant of said room with her signature greeting
"Yahallo Yukinon"
"Good evening Yuigahama-san"
Following Yuigahama-san I entered the club room and greeted the other occupant with my signature greeting
"Yo" it might be bland but its short and requires less mouth movement when you compare it to any other possible greeting
"Hello Hikigaya-kun" greeted Yukinoshita who was sitting in her usual place with a book in her hand
I proceeded to sit in my regular seat which was at the other end of the table from where Yukinoshita and Yuigahama were sitting. i then proceeded to take out a light novel and then began reading
The atmosphere in this room was comfortable and peaceful unlike a certain other club I once was part of
"I'll get the tea ready" said Yukinoshita as she got up but before she could reach the table where all the things needed to make the tea was kept someone knocked on the clubroom door. We all looked at each other then Yukinoshita who went back to her seat said
"Enter"
hmm nice and efficient
The person who opened the door was non other than this schools resident student council president my annoyingly cheeky kohai
"Ah Senpai I need your help with an event again" said Isshiki as she ran up to me
Could she not do anything on her own it's starting to feel like I'm actually the student council president
I briefly considered saying no but then realised that Isshiki would find a way to trigger my Oni-chan reflex and then I'd end up helping her anyway. So to save myself the trouble of going through a useless conversation I just asked her "What do you need my help with"
"Well you see Senpai we are planning a festival but the principal says that we have to do it with another school after how successful the previous collaboration events was"
"He probably meant how cost saving it was"
"Hiki, I'm sure the principal actually thought about how good it was to work with other schools"
"As much as it sickens me, I'm afraid this time I'll have to agree with Hikigaya-kun the principal Yuigahama-san most probably was thinking about costs"
Even when she agrees with me she finds the time to take a jab at me
"Yukinon"
Ignoring Yuigahama antics I pressed on "So whats the problem?"
"Well the president of the other school is the problem, senpai"
"Let me guess he's like Tamanawa"
Tamanawa was the student council president of the last school we collaborated with and well to put it bluntly he was pain. He refused to strike down any ideas and those idea's where unfortently really extravagent and as a result our meetings went nowhere until we were forced to confront him and reduce to size of the event
"Well kind off and kind off not, she doesn't listen to anyone else's ideas and she just writes down whatever crazy idea comes to her head and acts as if everyone has already agreed to it"
This person sounds awfully familiar, I really hope it isn't who I think it is
"Ah yes people like that can be a problem, let me guess your request Isshiki-san is for us the service club to help you push your ideas through and help you strike down some of her ideas" asked Yukinoshita who made sure to emphasise the service club part. She probably said that to me since the last time Isshiki came to us with a request like this I ended up taking it on myself. I obviously had my reasons, I wouldn't take on extra work for no reason at all since as I always say (to myself mostly) to work is to lose
"Yes, Yukinoshita-senpai will you accept my request" pleaded Isshiki who then went on to give me her best puppy dog eyes. Ah, please not those eyes my Oni-chan instincts will make me want to protect you. Damn her cuteness and her little sister like charms
Yukinoshita unfazed by Isshiki puppy dog eyes looked at Yuigahama who then nodded and then looked at me. She most probably was seeking my approval in approving this request. My defences against Isshiki had long since been taken down so I instantly nodded my head signalling my will to help Isshiki.
With the approval all the member Yukinoshita looked at Isshiki and said, "We accept your request Isshiki-san"
"Great now lets head over to the community centre since the next meetings going to start"
Great more walking, I sighed as I got up
"Are you too lazy to walk that distance Hikilazy-kun"
"Hey I take pride in my own laziness, and yes I am too lazy to walk that far but I will since I have to"
Hehehe I win this time, that insult backfired on you Yukinoshita. Although I thought that everyone around me gave me a disgusted look, could it be that Yukinoshita's plan was really to get me to insult myself, probably, but to bad I don't think being lazy is bad after all wasn't it Bill Gates who said that he would rather employ a lazy person to do a job since he would find a way to the job by doing less work. Truly lazy people were far above the normals.
"What's with that disgusting smile Senpai, it's creeping me out" ouch it seems my happy thoughts showed on my face
After half an hour of silently walking (I love silently walking because this way I'm not obliged to waste time thinking of what to talk about) we reached the community centre and proceeded to the same room where the meeting with Tamanawa took place.
The room was only filled with our schools student council which meant the other school student council hadn't reached the room yet but as I thought that the door behind me suddenly burst open
"Alright people let's get this boring thing out of the way so we can start with the fun stuff" said an energetic female voice
Hmm that voice sounded awfully familiar, I really hope that the other schools student council president isn't who I think it is. For once I hope I'm wrong, oh please let me be wrong
I slowly turned around and my eyes fell on the other student council president whose eyes landed on me when I turned around. When her eyes fell on me they widened (to be fair so did mine, at least I think it did)
"K-Kyon"
"H-Haruhi"
A/N: I hope you enjoyed the story and if you are familiar with some of my other story then you should know that updates will be sporadic and I think I'll focus on finishing Your White Lie but whenever I feel like it I will write this story.
Reviews are appreciated and if you have any request for any other potential stories where the main character and Hikigaya swap out do let me know and I may consider writing it, maybe.
Until next time
NPwall
