654A/N: Yep another story, this one has been in my head for a while, but I put it away (mainly because of I wanted to wait and see Tale of Two Stans), anyways thanks to my dad's health problems a couple weeks ago I need to start a new story, since that often helps.
The first several chapters will be adaptions of episodes, once I get to a certain point things will go off the rails and I will only adapt important episodes and episode I want to write... But it's going to be a while...
Anyways enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls or Fairy Tail... if I did then Gravity Falls wouldn't have that extremely stupid schedule! WHO DOES THAT (raggle fraggle anfhst'wohg!)
Mabel: But Emma own any possible OC that will appear...
Titania Falls
By Emma Iveli
Chapter 1: Tourist Trapped
Summer, the sun, cookouts.
If only…
A golf cart shot sped through the forest with two kids riding it and a red haired woman driving it. One of the kids was a boy in a brown baseball cap while the girl was struggle not the vomit.
My name is Dipper Pines, the girl trying not to vomit is my twin sister Mabel.
Mabel the girl ended up puking.
And the woman driving the cart is our mother Erza Pines.
That was also when a giant thing loomed chasing them.
You must be wondering we're being chased by a giant thing… well it's a long story… the story of how we moved to Gravity Falls…
Though to be honest how we moved here is a bit complicated…
My family wasn't normal to begin with… even with fighting a giant thing.
Well actually it's my mom, she's not normal. See my mom is from another universe. Many years before we were born she did something that would have killed her but it instead sent her to this universe.
She eventually married our dad after coming here.
However we inherited her magic.
Magic I know right. Unbelievable. See where our mom comes from 10 percent of the population has magic, herself included.
Mabel inherited her abilities for requipping, he specialty magic.
Requip allows you put thing in a pocket dimension and take them out for later. Mabel's good at it.
(Flashback)
"Requip!" shouted Mabel changing her self, "Requip!"
She began to requip over and over again into different sweaters.
Erza face palmed.
"I know you have a handle on it but I don't' think you're ready to handle weapons." Sighed Erza.
(End of Flashback)
Me on the other hand… I can't use it, but I can use my magic to move things… it's not much but it 's better than nothing.
Unfortunately her teaching us magic caused a riff between my parents.
Dad couldn't handle magic any more and they got divorced.
So she decided that once everything was final she would move us to Gravity Falls Oregon during the summer.
Unfortunately she hadn't found a place so that we moved in with our Great Uncle…
Now you must be wondering why we moved in with our Great Uncle since our mom obviously couldn't have any relatives.
(Flashback)
On the bus ride there, Erza was explaining the story.
"Stan was the first person I ever met in this universe. Even if he is a con artist, and hard to trust. He took me in, believed my story and helped me try to find a way home…" she explained, "Even if is he is… his uncle… he's like a third father to me…"
(End of Flashback)
If you're wondering her second father was Makarov, the master of the Guild from her home universe…
I don't want explain the details of it right now…
The three of them arrived at the house, something came out causing the tow kids to scream and Erza to punch the thing in the face.
"Stop it Erza! It's me! It's me!" yelled the thing.
Turns out it was just Stan in a mask.
"Sorry…" said Erza who shacked him for trying such a prank.
Anyways Stan turned his house into some sort of Tourist Trap called the Mystery Shack. And of course we were forced to work there while mom found a new house.
She figured she wouldn't find one until the fall.
I really hope its much sooner though.
Stan was watching TV. When Erza came in.
"Stan…" said Erza, "There's a goat on Dipper's bed."
"What you going to do about it." Said Stan with a shrug.
Erza glared at him.
"Your glare stopped being that effective years ago." Muttered Stan.
Then it all began one day…
In the gift shop a boy saw a note that said.
"Do you like me?" he read, "Yes, definitely, Absolutely"
Mabel watched "I rigged it." She said.
"Mabel I know you're in your boy crazy phase." Said Dipper watching her, "But do you have to be so boy crazy."
"Stop telling me I need to talk to mom about it, her stories get dark." Said Mabel.
"What does that have to do with boys?" asked Dipper.
"Trust me… if she ever tells you..." said Mabel, "Besides I just want an epic summer romance… one that doesn't involve slavery and horrifying torture."
"What?" asked Dipper.
"And by the end of the summer I will have one!" said Mabel, "For all I know my dream man will be the next one to come out of the door."
The door opened and it was Stan causing Dipper to laugh.
"Okay kids I need one of you to go hang these signs in the spooky part of the woods." Said Stan.
"Not it." Said Mabel and Dipper at the same time.
"Not it too." Said Soos the handy man of the Mystery Shack.
"No one asked you Soos." Said Stan.
"I understand and I'm fine with it." Said Soos.
"Wendy." Said Stan to the other worker, a teen red head by the name of Wendy.
"I can't." she said as she read a magazine and began to reach out, "But I can't reach it…"
"What about mom?" asked Dipper.
"She's house hunting." Said Stan.
That was when Erza entered looking exhausted.
"What happened?" asked Stan.
"Don't ask." Said Erza.
She found a chair and sat on it.
"So anyway" said Stan who decided to pick one of the twins, "Ennie, meenie miney you!"
He pointed at Dipper.
"Oh come on the woods are dangerous and this town is weird." Said Dipper, "I mean just this morning my mosquito bites spelled out "Beware""
He showed him the mosquito bites.
"It says Bewarb." Said Stan.
"Look, there are strange things in the forest." Said Erza, "But I'm sure if you use your magic to hang the signs they'll leave you alone."
Dipper sighed and grabbed the signs.
"Seriously?" asked Stan.
"You don't know what I fought today." Said Erza.
Dipper left and went into the woods to post the signs. He used his magic since his mom gave him the okay.
When he did one tree however to clanged, he trapped the and opened up a panel revealing a strange machine, he began to fiddle with it which revealed a door. Inside was an old book with the number 3 on it.
Dipper began to read it, it talked about the strange things in the town and about how someone was watching him and if someone to find it to trust no one.
However that was when Mabel popped up.
"What you reading!" yelled Mabel.
"Nothing!" said Dipper hiding the book behind his back, however that goat was on his bed started biting it.
"Nothing!" mocked Mabel, "Come on show me!"
"Fine… but somewhere private." Said Dipper.
The tow of them went back to the Mystery Shack to show her.
"Grunkle Stan thought was I being paranoid." Said Dipper, "But it shows that Gravity Falls has a Dark Side."
"What shut up!" yelled Mabel.
That was when Erza entered the room.
"So did anything happen in the forest?" asked Erza.
That was when she noticed the book, her eyes winded.
"You found that?" asked Erza.
"Yeah." Said Dipper, "Just something I found."
"Keep it." Said Erza.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"I'm sure that journal will come in handy." Said Erza.
That was when the doorbell rang.
"Who's that." Said Dipper.
"Time to spill the beans." Said Mabel who tipped over a nearby can of beans, "This girl's got a date."
"What?" asked Erza who was angry.
"So you're telling me in the span of a day you already have a date?" asked Dipper incredibly.
"What can I say this girl is irresistible." Said Mabel.
Erza's eye was twitching.
That was when Stan came into the room and Dipper hid the journal not knowing how his uncle would react.
"What her problem?" asked Stan not noticing Dipper was reading.
"Mabel's got a date." Said Dipper.
"Oh…" said Stan realizing that there was a good chance that he might not live for long.
That was when Mabel came in with her date who was clearly a teenager, with messed up clothes.
"Mom, Grunkle Stan, Dipper this my boyfriend." Said Mabel.
"'Sup." Said her new boyfriend.
"Hey…" said Dipper.
"How is hanging." Said Stan.
"Why would someone like you date a 12 year old." Said Erza.
"Mom…" muttered Mabel.
"Don't worry I won't hurt her." Said the boyfriend.
"So what's your name." said Dipper trying to defuse the situation.
"Uh… Normal… MAN!" said the new boyfriend.
Dipper was the only one who noticed the strange way he said his name, Stan didn't care and Erza was angry.
"He means Norman… we met at the cemetery, he's so deep." Said Mabel and began to feel the muscles on his arm, "All muscly."
That was when Dipper noticed something.
"Are you bleeding?" asked Dipper.
"It's jam!" he said.
Mabel gasped.
"I love Jam!" she yelled out.
"You want to go hold hands or something." Norman.
"Do I!" yelled Mabel.
The two left.
Dipper was suspicious.
"I have to sharpen some of my swords." Said Erza as she left.
"Don't kill him" said Stan who seemed to just ignore it.
There was something up with Mabel's boyfriend, with mom being over protective and Stan not caring it was up to me to see what's going.
Sometime later he looked through the journal and found the entry on zombies.
"Known for their pale skin and bad attitude, these creature are often mistaken for..." Read Dipper who began to freak put "teenagers!"
He imagined Norman as a zombie and yelled out "zombie!"
He looked outside and saw Mabel minding her own business, Norman was about to attack, but turned out he was just giving her a flower necklace.
"Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going crazy?" asked Dipper.
Turns out Soos was in the room, screwing in a light bulb.
"It's a dilemma to be sure." Said Soos.
Sipper was surprised.
"I couldn't help overhearing you talking to yourself in this empty room." Said Soos.
"Soos you've seen Mabel's boyfriend right… he's got to be a zombie, right?" asked Dipper.
"Hmmm… how many brains did you see him eat?" asked Soos.
"Zero." Sighed Dipper.
"You got to get some evidence." Said Soos, "Other wise everyone but your mom will think you're major league cookoo."
"You're right… wait my mom?" asked Dipper.
"Oh she's in over protective mode right now… she's downstairs sharpening her swords." Said Soos, "Did you know your mom can use weird sword magic? I mean that's amazing."
Dipper gave him a look.
"Oh right… she's probably taught you a lot." Said Soos.
Dipper just sighed.
"You're right about the evidence part though,…" he said.
"My wisdom is both a blessing and a cruse." Said Soos.
"Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again!" yelled Stan.
"I must go." Said Soos.
My sister could be in trouble, I had to gather evidence.
And so Dipper followed Mabel and Norman. Norman often fumbled around, even falling into an open grave at some point.
And so Dipper would have to talk to Mabel, one day as she was brushing her hair getting ready for a date.
"Mabel! We have to talk about Norman." Said Dipper
"Isn't he the best." Said Mabel, "Look at this big smooch he gave me!"
She pointed to a large hick on his face.
Dipper jumped.
"What did he do!" yelled Erza popping her head in.
"Oh come! I was joking!" yelled Mabel, "And it was a leaf blower accident."
"Mabel, I think Norman isn't what he seems." Said Dipper.
"Do you think he might be a vampire." Said Mabel.
"He better not be…" muttered Erza.
"No…" said Dipper he opened the journal and it was the Gnome page, "Sha-bam."
"Gnomes?" asked Mabel.
"I don't think he's a bunch gnomes in a people suit." Said Erza.
"Oh wait… sorry." Said Dipper he flipped the pages "Sha-bam!"
"A zombie?" asked Mabel, "This isn't funny."
"I'm not joking." Said Dipper, "It all ads up, the bleeding, the limping, did you notice he never blinks."
"He's not a zombie." Said Erza.
"Oh what would you know?" asked Dipper.
He flinched realizing what he just said.
"Natsu Pines!" yelled Erza becoming serious.
Oh yeah… Dipper is a nickname, my real name is Natsu, I'm named after my mom's dear friend from back in her home universe.
"I have dealt with zombies many times, including right here." Said Erza, "And I know for a fact that boy isn't a zombie."
"But what about." Said Dipper.
Erza dragged Dipper out of the room.
"Mom! Does that mean you'll lay off from Norman?" asked Mabel.
"We'll see." Called out Erza.
A few minutes later Norman picked Mabel up for the date.
Meanwhile Erza was making Dipper show her all of his footage.
"Show this evidence." Said Erza.
Dipper showed her various footage.
"Maybe it's all in my head after." Sighed Dipper.
However both of them saw that Norman's hand fell off.
"I knew he was a zombie!" yelled Dipper.
"He's not a zombie…" said Erza, "But we still have to save your sister!"
Dipper nodded.
Both of them went out side.
"What are we going to do… and how are we going opt find them." Said Dipper.
"I don't know." Said Erza.
"If only your license wasn't suspended." Sighed Dipper.
(Flashback)
During the school year, a car zoomed in both Dipper and Mabel got out of trying not to vomit.
"See you're not late after all." Said Erza.
That was when several police cars showed up.
(End of Flashback)
That was when Wendy showed up driving the golf cart.
"Wendy! We need to barrow the golf cart, it's an emergency!" said Dipper.
She handed the key to Erza.
"Don't hit any pedestrians." Said Wendy.
Both were of them were going to drive away, however Soos stopped them.
"You're going after the zombie?" asked Soos.
"He's not a zombie." Said Erza.
"Just in case he is a zombie." Said Soos handing them a shovel.
"Thanks." Said Dipper.
All Erza could do was glare at the handy man.
He also gave them a baseball bat.
"And this is incase you see a piñata."
"Thanks?" asked Dipper.
"You buckled up?" asked Erza.
Dipper nodded as Erza floored it.
They headed into the woods, and they heard Mabel cry out.
"Help!"
"She really is in trouble." Said Erza.
"Don't worry Mabel we'll save you from the Zombie!" called out Dipper.
"He's not a zombie." Muttered Erza.
Both of them found Mabel.
Both of them stared at what was going on in front of them.
"What?" asked Dipper.
Turns out it was a bunch of Gnomes.
"Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes and they're all but faces!" yelled Mabel.
"I told you he wasn't a zombie." Said Erza.
"Yeah…" said Dipper, "I was way off."
"So he was a bunch of gnomes in a people suit…" said Erza.
He looked though the journal.
"Tiny men of the forest, weaknesses, unknown." Said Dipper.
Thankfully Erza requiped a small sword and began to use to hack away the gnomes.
"This is just a big misunderstanding." Said Norman's head (who was named Jeff), "You see she's not in any danger, she's just going to be our gnome queen for all eternity."
Erza whacked him as well.
"Don't you see she doesn't want that." Said Erza.
"Mother in laws." Muttered Jeff.
Erza managed to free Mabel, and they all got in the golf cart and they drove away.
"Come on mom! Go faster!" yelled Mabel.
"This is as fast as it goes." Said Erza.
"Don't worry, they're not going to catch up, did you see how small their legs are?" asked Dipper.
That was when they heard the sounds of something giant stomping.
They saw that all of the gnomes of the forest railed to together and created some kind of Gnome robot.
The gnomes began to attack them.
Dipper thankfully still had the baseball bat and batted some away.
Erza tired her best to keep driving however she knew she couldn't keep it up for long.
"Dipper." Said Erza, "Take over driving."
"Okay." Said Dipper knowing it was something only his mother could hand tight now.
She climbed to the roof of the speeding golf cart.
"Requip!" called out Erza.
She was no longer in her clothes but rather a strange armor with wings in the back that showed a lot of skin.
Many swords appeared in the air next to her.
"Don't you dare hurt my daughter!" yelled Erza.
She sent out the swords as the gnome robot, however before any of the sword could hit the gnome robot just seprated.
"Look I know you have to fulfill the stereotype about crazy mother in laws but this is ridiculous!" called out Jeff.
That was when Erza was covered in Gnomes.
Mabel and Dipper erne' having an easy time either. One of them tired grabbing Dipper's face, Mabel managed to punch him away but it took Dipper's hat.
The gnome robot meanwhile grabbed a tree and threw in the path of the of the gold cart.
The cart was lunched, Erza was forced back into her normal clothes while the kids managed to climb out of the cart.
"Mom are you okay?" asked Dipper.
"I'm fine." Said Erza.
"Great where's Stan when you need him?" asked Dipper.
"Probably showing off the World's Most Distracting Object." Sighed Erza.
Indeed he was.
"Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!" called out Jeff.
"I have to do." Sighed Mabel.
"What?" asked Dipper.
"Mabel… don't." said Erza.
"Trust me… please." Said Mabel.
Erza looked at her daughter and saw the look in her eye.
"All right, I'll trust you. "said Erza.
"Mom…" said Dipper.
"All right!" called out Mabel, "I'll marry don't' hurt my family!"
"Hot dog!" yelled Jeff who climbed down the gnome robot, he took out a Diamond ring and placed it on Mabel's finger, "All right! Now let's head back to the forest honey!"
Mabel smirked.
"You may now kiss the bride." Said Mabel.
"All right, if you insist." said Jeff.
He leaned for a kiss, however Mabel grabbed the leaf blower and put it on suck. She sucked in Jeff.
"This is lying to me!" yelled Mabel, she put it on stronger, "This is for breaking my heart!"
As the Gnome got sucked in further.
"And this is for messing with my family." Said Mabel.
She turned to Dipper.
"Want to do the honors?" she asked.
"On three!" said Dipper helping her.
The counted down and blasted Jeff into the other gnomes, scattering them rather comically.
"So now… what do you two have to say to each other." Said Erza.
"Sorry…" said Mabel, "I should have listen to you… you were just looking for me."
"Oh don't' be like that you saved us all when Mom's magic wasn't that effective on them." Said Dipper.
"I'm just sad that my boy friend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes." Said Mabel.
"Maybe you'll get a vampire next time." Said Dipper.
"Maybe." Said Mabel.
"And remember I know a lot about this town." Said Erza, "SO don't worry about everything."
"Awkward sibling hug?" asked Mabel.
"Awkward selling hug." Said Dipper.
"Pat pat." They both said awkwardly as they hugged.
They went inside the gift shop looking exhausted.
"Boy you three look terrible, what got hit by a bus or something?" asked Stan.
All three of them glared at him and began to walk away.
He sighed.
"You… you know I accidently over stocked some of my inventory." Said Stan, "How about you two get something from the gift shop, on the house."
"What's the catch." Said Dipper.
"The catch is take something before I change my mind." Said Stan.
Erza laughed.
Dipper found a baseball cap with a pine tree on it and liked while Mabel chose…
"Grappling hook!" she yelled out.
"Erza…" said Stan.
"I think she's earned it." Said Erza.
"Really?" asked Mabel with her eyes lighting up.
"But no swords… as least not yet." Said Erza.
"Oh come on!" yelled Mabel.
That night. Dipper and Mabel were in their bedroom. Dipper was writing the journal, that was when Erza entered the room holding a tray with a cake divided into thirds.
The journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust. But when you battle hundreds of gnomes side by side, you realize they probably got your back.
"I figured you wanted a snack before bed." Said Erza.
The three of them began to eat the cake .
"Hey mom…" said Mabel.
"Yes." Said Erza.
"Can you tell us one of you stories again?" asked Mabel.
"Which one?" asked Erza.
"How about Eisenwald!" said Mabel.
Erza smiled and looked at the blue tattoo on her, it was the mark of her guild.
"It all start when I went to a bar frequented by wizards…" began Erza.
Dipper putdown the journal and decided to listen to the story that his mother told him a million times.
Little did he knew was that just below them were the biggest secret in the whole town… as his uncle when to a secret door behind the candy machine.
Next Time: Dipper and Mabel learn about a cash prize for a super natural photo, after deicing cheating with Magic would be a bad idea they deiced to hung a monster in the lake while Stan just want s to bond with them... what will happen? Find out next time!
