It was another Monday night and Goku was having fun with the WWE Universe at WWE Monday Night Raw.

"How you doing tonight, WWE Universe?" Goku asked, standing in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheered. "It's good to be back in-"

Just then, someone's music hit. It was Triple H!

"Triple H? What's he doing here?!" Goku wondered.

Triple H walked to ringside carrying a mic. "Goku," he began, "the WWE Universe loves you." The WWE Universe cheered for their hero, Goku. "BUT I DON'T!"

The WWE Universe booed Triple H as he walked around the ring, Goku watching his every move with an intensity that only a Saiyan could muster. "What does Triple H want?" Goku wondered.

"I see your dad is here in the crowd tonight," Triple H said, walking up to Bardock, who was standing in the front row. "Mr. Bardock," Triple H started, moving the mic towards Goku's father's mouth, "how are you enjoying the show tonight."

"Well, I-" Bardock began, rudely cut off when Triple H hit him in the face with the mic, knocking Goku's dad down to the ground. "Hahahaha!" Triple H laughed.

"Dad no!" Goku screamed, running for Triple H. Just then, the WWE champioin Seth Rollins busted out of nowhere and hit Goku with a cheap shot, leaving Goku laying.

"Hahahahaha!" Triple H laughed as he and Seth made their way back up the ramp, Goku struggling to get up. "Goku, it's me and Seth Rollins against you later tonight...AND YOU DON'T GET A PARTNER!"

Goku limped to the back where he met his friend John Cena. "Here, have a senzu bean," Cena offered, Goku eating the senzu bean and regaining his strength.

"What am I going to do, John?" Goku asked. "Two against one later tonight hardly seems fair."

"I've been thinking about that," John Cena said. "I have a plan."

It was soon time for the main event and Triple H and Seth Rollins had already taken to the ring. "Come out, come out, Goku," Triple H taunted. "Come out and get your BUTT KICKED!"

Out came Goku...with his friend, John Cena! "Hold on," Triple H cackled. "It's TWO against ONE tonight. You don't get to bring friends."

"Oh, it will be just one against the two of you," Goku grinned. "Ready, John?"

John Cena nodded. "FUUUUUUSION, HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" In a brilliant flash of light, Goku and John Cena did the perfect fusion.

"Call me Gocena," he said.

"What! No!" Triple H shouted. "Get him, Seth!"

Seth Rollins tried to attack Gocena but Gocena easily beat him. "You're next, Triple H," Gocena said, his eyes burning with passion and intensity. Gocena got in the ring.

"Ha ha, let's just be friends," Triple H said, extending his hand. "I was just kidding earlier when I beat up your dad."

"Yeah, right!" Gocena said, clotheslining Triple H, then hoisting the villain up on his shoulders. "Time to combine attacks!" Gocena shouted. Charging up his energy, Gocena executed a combined Kamehameha and Attitude Adjustment, blowing the ring up.

"Gocena has been disqualified!" the ring announcer said.

"Darn!" Gocena said. Goku and John Cena split from the fusion.

"I guess when we fuse together, we're TOO powerful," Goku said.

"Yeah, we're best just teaming up like normal," John Cena laughed. "Wanna get some milkshakes?"

"Sounds great, John." And Goku and John Cena left and got some milkshakes.