6Hello! This is my first Disgaea fanfic so enjoy! Please review if you like it!
Oh also, this is a fluff series for LaharlxFlonne. Each part will consist of 6-10 chapters.
*I do not own Disgaea or else every game would have its own series.*
Laharl sat at the table grumbling. "Prinnes! Where the hell is my food? Are you trying to starve me to death?!"
"I'm sorry dood! We're almost do-" The prinny exploded against the castle wall with Laharl's scarf curled up into a fist. "I don't want excuses. I want my fo-"
"FOOD! I know big brother! Can't you wait two more minutes without chucking another prinny?!" Sicily gave Laharl a disappointing face. "Then there will be more walls to fix." She added.
"Whatever. The prinnes will just fix it. No big deal." Laharl folded his arms and leaned back in his chair. Sicily eyed her brother, wishing sometimes he wasn't so impatient.
"Dinner's ready!" Flonne's voice called out as the prinnes filed in with dishes of delicious food. Flonne followed with Etna trailing behind, plopping herself next to Laharl.
"Are you sure that this food is safe? Love freak has a way of 'accidently' killing me every time she cooks something up." Laharl stated as he poked his steak. Etna eyed her food as well.
"Laharl, I've been working really hard on my cooking ok?! And I had a bunch of demons around the castle taste it before I finished, so at least try it first!" Flonne yelled before pouting at Laharl. Laharl smirked, always managing to surprised by Flonne's demon attitude when it came out.
"Ok, ok I'll eat it." Laharl cut a giant piece of steak and popped it in his mouth. "Prince…" Etna sighed as she watched him chew. Laharl swallowed the steak and cut another piece. Everyone watched him as he began to chew another piece down.
"Hey, what are you all looking at? It could do with some work, but it's better than what you usually feed me." Laharl swallowed another piece and reached for some water. Etna automatically dug in after being assured she wouldn't die from it, and Flonne smiled before beginning her own dinner. Sicily focused on her own steak, trying to cut the big juicy meat into smaller pieces without success. Laharl noticed and sighed.
"Here, let me do it." He got up and grabbed Sicily's hands, helping her cut through the rough meat.
"Thanks Big Brother" Sicily said, smiling before she started eating as well. "Ohhhh… Someone's going soft for his lwittle sister." Etna teased before ducking an incoming prinny.
"Shut up and eat Etna" Laharl replied, causing Etna to smirk before continuing her meal.
Everyone was almost full after the full course meal, but they were still hungry for dessert. While Flonne asked a nearby prinny to bring dessert in, Sicily patted her tummy. "Thank you for the food Flonne. But I don't think I can eat another bite. I never ate this much in Celestia." Flonne smiled.
"You're welcome Sicily. And that's true. Celestia never did involve big meals, even for the seraph or any of the other high ranking angels."
"Hmph." Laharl smirked. "Oh course they didn't. This is the Overlord's castle! Everything is bigger here!"
"Except for its overlord" a pink-haired vassal added. "Oh shut up Etna!" Laharl yelled, chucking another prinny in her direction.
"Laharl don't use the prinnes to fuel your arguments, they didn't do anything to you!" Flonne yelled.
"They're my vassals! I'll do whatever I want with them! Hmph!"
"You should treat your vassals better then Laharl! You have to show them kindness, or else-"
"Or else what?! My vassals, my rules."
"Laharl-"
The heated battle continued as Etna picked her teeth, eyeing the yelling couple. Heh, they are totally made for each other. And I'm going to be the one that is going to make it happen. She smirked sinisterly, earning a suspicious glance from Sicily.
"Dessert dood!" a prinny called, automatically halting the argument. "Tonight, we have cheesecake with ice cream and chocolate syrup dood!" it said as it passed the slices of cake around the table. Sicily bounced up at the sight of cake, willing to eat some more even if she would pop doing so. Flonne looked at the cake, glancing at Etna for second before being reassured that it was ok to eat. Laharl watched, but shrugged it off. He almost devoured his cake in a single bite, earning a brain freeze and a worried look from Flonne.
"I'm fine Flonne" he stated as he gripped the table. "Just a brain freeze. And that can't kill me."
She gave him a small smile before turning her attention to the small "Oof" from across the table. Sicily sat in her chair, looking at the piece of whip cream that had attached itself to her nose. Etna started giggling at Sicily's face, while Laharl sighed before using his scarf to wipe the whip cream of her nose. "Oh, that was so cute! Sicily, you're just so cute sometimes!" Flonne suddenly exclaimed, causing Sicily to turn pink and shift in her chair. "I can almost imagine Laharl being cute this way!" she squealed. "You should have seen the prince when he was just a kid, Flonne! His mom would squeeze him all the time and go around the castle showing everyone how cute he was. It was hilarious!" Etna said. "Really? I wish I could see Laharl being cute… " Laharl glanced at Flonne. I guess Flonne wishes I was more cute. Maybe… No! I'm the Overlord! I can't be cute! I'm already awesome in every way possible and it's way better than being cute. Laharl internally gagged at the word. He asked for another piece of cake, and after devouring it, he gave off a big yawn. "Well then, I'm off to bed. No one bother me ok?" Laharl said as he stood up and walked out the door. "Ok!" a chorus of voices replied. He turned back and quickly added, "And don't forget to clean. No way in hell am I going to eat breakfast in a undignified manner again, ok?" "Yeah yeah prince. Just go to bed already." Etna stated, using her fork to signal him to go. Laharl glared at her and walked to his room, ready for a good night's sleep.
