Welcome to my new multi chapter story I (we). This is LilyxGumi, so GirlxGirl aka YURI aka fabulous people in love. You've been warned.

The chapters will be posted in pairs, every Sunday and Thursday. I wanted to try my hand at super-short (300-400) chapters, and character development, so please tell me what you think! Constructive criticism is most welcome. :)

Enjoy!


Personally, I don't really like Gumi.

I mean, that's my opinion, fine, but I can't lie. The girl kind of gets on my nerves.

She's always so...bubbly. It gets even worse when we visit the Crypton Vocaloids. She, Miku and the twins is a very unhealthy combination. There's yelling and screaming and fussing... Can't we have a calm reunion? I'd like to talk about educated things with Luka and Meiko, but no, they have to do this, or that. It's disturbing, and not in the bizarre way. They are literally a disturbance.

Sure, she's not all noise. She's also overly happy with the words she says. There's always something nice to say. Always. She's relentless. On the worst day you can imagine, she has something happy to say. Imagine that work was a pain, it's raining, you spilled your breakfast, your lunch was moldy so you couldn't eat anything, you found a spider in your shoe and you tripped over the cat twice. And what does she do? The clouds are beautiful, she says. Could be worse, she says. She makes a joke. She laughs it off.

She's also kind of bipolar, I can feel it. Her songs are always freaky and nothing like her bubbly self. She can sing about being in love with a monster boy, or having multiple personality disorder, or some panda hero. She'll approach things from a puzzle angle -Rubik's Cube-, or be blatantly abstract. I mean, what does Matryoshka even talk about?

I can be shallow too, I won't deny. Her looks piss me off too. I'll be direct: BOOBS. She has them. And she jams them in the tiniest places possible. Seriously, her V3 outfit stops right at the decent limit. And she hangs out with kids almost 24/7! Decency with boobies, zero. And that's a major factor in boob-owning. For me. If I had any.

Fuck her.