"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!


Chapter 1: Peter on Wrestling


"You know what really grinds my gears? Wrestling on TV. Why on earth do I have to see half-naked men wrestle each other like they're having gay sex. I mean, it's immoral and sick. Why do I have to sit on my ass and see this thing happen? It's like if I'm watching Greco-Roman wrestling on the Logo network. You've ever seen that channel? It's nothing but pansies and fluff. I swear if I rather watch a channel where I'd see people getting beat up just for my amusement, I'd watch COPS. That's for real men, not like the gay men you see wrestle on TV. And that's what really grinds my gears."


Just to let you know, I am a huge fan of wrestling. I watch it 24/7 and it's actually my escape to life.

Anyway, which topic should you think Peter would cover next? I will take requests on PM or reviews! Anyway, feedbacks are welcome!