40KA-DISPENSER-BOOM! Sorry, just got done watching a YouTube video. Have you guys ever played Kirby's Return to Dreamland? Anyway, apparently my creativity has come back (partly), and I'm already writing this chapter. Yay me and my awesomeness of... DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
Damn, I've been on YouTube too long... Anyway, I was meaning to ask you guys something. Would you want to see Logan and company's adventures expand into ALfeim Online and possibly Gun Gale Online? Feel free to leave your thoughts in a review!
Anyway, please enjoy the chapter. And I'll see you...on the other...side... *Tips hat evilly*
Logan sighed as he stood outside of Lisbeth's smith shop, waiting for the pink haired beauty to finish up business with that clearer girl. 'Wait, beauty?' He thought, surprised by what he had just said. 'Where did that come from?'
Logan sighed again, and unsheathed his sword out of boredom. He lazily began to swing it around, humming the Titan's theme song to himself. After a few more seconds of humming, he broke out into full length song. Logan began to dance around, singing while pretending that his sword was a microphone. As he reached the second verse, he heard someone beside him clear their throat. Startled, Logan turned around to see Lisbeth and Asuna giving him a weird look. Logan chuckled sheepishly, and gave a faint wave.
Asuna rolled her eyes. "Do we even want to know what you were just doing?" She asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. Logan narrowed his eyes, and approached the girl.
"If that means shoving my foot up your bitchy little ass, then yes. You do want to know." Logan growled. He actually caught himself off guard, but soon realized that it must have been the beast within him. He shook it off, and returned focus to Asuna. But, the clearer wasn't looking at him. She was looking at his sword.
Asuna pointed to the sword. "Is that what I think it is?" She asked. Logan smirked, and allowed a little bit of pride to enter him. He patted the blood red sword fondly.
"Ol' Crimson here?" He inquired. "Yup, got her during a secret boss that wasn't on any information broker's lists." He tilted his head at Asuna. "And as far as I'm concerned, there are only two in the game. And the other one is at the 87th floor, as far as I know." Asuna looked almost nervous.
"How much?" She quickly asked, leaning in. Logan was taken by surprised, and backed away uncertainly. Asuna must have noticed this, because she sighed heavily. "If you want, we can pay double its worth. A crimson slash would be very useful in clearing floors, and the Knights of the Blood Oath could really make use of thi-" She was cut by Logan's glare.
"So you think you can just haggle my sword off of me?" He hissed. Asuna's glare returned, and she placed her hands on her hips.
"Well you're definitely not making any use of it, mercenary!" She shot back. "We have plenty of other swords that can easily replace yours! You won't even notice the difference!" Logan just chuckled bitterly, and shook his head.
"I don't care what you offer me," he told her. "I'm never making deals with a clearer." Asuna clenched her fists.
"And what about the female on your team?" She asked. "Rumors say she used to be a member of the Holy Dragon Alliance."
"Sora proved herself to us." Logan countered. "You, on the other hand, are simply a bitch." During this argument, Lisbeth was feeling rather awkward. The pinkette nervously played with her fingers, and took a deep breath.
The girl stepped in between the two other players, pushing them away from each other. "Stop fighting, you two!" She yelled. "You better get used to Asuna really fast, Logan! Because she's coming with us!"
"What!" Logan and Asuna cried out at the same time.
"The fuck?" A new voice spoke up. Everyone turned to see Kage leaning against the smith shop, Po perched on his shoulder. Logan sighed, and shook his head.
"What are you doing here, Kage?" Logan grumbled. Kage shrugged.
"I was on my way to see Silica," he told his leader. "But I saw this rather amusing argument happening, and I decided to get front row seats." He shrugged. "Kind of like when you watch Power Rangers for the first time."
"And who are you?" Asuna asked, raising an eyebrow at the beast tamer. Kage sighed, and shook his head.
"Listen, lady." He said. "You're pretty and all, but I already have a girl. So why don't you go back to whatever guild you came from and continue making your porno." Before Asuna could respond, Kage was already walking away, whistling the Power Rangers theme song to himself.
After he was gone, Asuna turned to Logan. "Is everyone in your guild that rude?" She asked. Logan chuckled, and shrugged.
"It's only Kage, really." He answered. "Leonardo and Alexander are pretty nice guys, and Sora is kind of a person who keeps us in line." He shook his head. "We were kind of a jumbled mess before she came along."
"I hate to interrupt," Lisbeth cut in. "But we should really be going now." Asuna and Logan stared at her briefly, before nodding.
"Right." Asuna said. Before the other two could say anything, the clearer had already started to walk away. Logan sighed, and began to follow her, but was stopped when Lisbeth placed a hand on his shoulder. Logan glanced at her, and the blacksmith sighed.
"I don't want you to argue with her." She told him gently. "On the first floor, she witnessed her party member, some guy named Kirito, get slaughtered by the first boss. She was always kind of edgy ever since." Logan nodded.
"Then I know what she went through." he muttered, remembering the time when he met the schoolgirl Terra.
Lisbeth sighed. "Well, I'm glad you understand now." She said. She gave him a pat on the shoulder, before following Asuna. Logan stared after her, scolding himself for staring at the almost seductive movement of her skirt.
But that's when he realized something. His eyes widened. 'Lisbeth.' He thought. 'You are that girl I met on the first day of this hell hole.'
Well it's about goddamn time Logan figured that out! Sorry for the shortness, but it's a filler. That, and I have school tomorrow. Anyway, now you all know why I made Asuna a bitch. But that also means no Kirito. Take that, Bryce Papenbrook! HAHAHAHA! So with all that aside, next chapter we get into some actual stuff. Will Logan be able to survive a trip with two women with him? Probably not. But hey, you never know.
Don't forget to review! And remember, stay wykkyd like that one silent dude from Teen Titans who fuckin' bitch slapped Kid Flash like a boss!
