"Know Your Stars: Ever After High Edition"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or All That. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale, and All That and it's "Know Your Stars" sketch. Anyway, this is a fun little parody and I really hope you enjoy it. Oh, and if you havent heard of the Know Your Stars sketch, go to YouTube and check them out. They're that hilarious. Anyway, enjoy!

P.S: Bold italics mean that the Know Your Stars announcer is saying what he's usually saying.

Chapter 17: Darling Charming

Darling Charming was sitting right in the director's chair, busy fluffing up her perfect silver-blue hair with her hairbrush while at the same time, she heard the Know Your Stars announcer speak down to her off-screen.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...

"Yep, that's the name of the show alright." Darling nodded as she put away her brush, "Let's get this started."

Darling Charming... is confused about her sexuality.

Darling chuckled a bit before saying, "Well, I'm actually not. I'm pretty much bold and courageous like my brothers. Well, Daring is actually is but Dexter, truth be told, he's actually a bit of a klutz. I'm just trying to work on that. And for the record, I'm into men, not women. I don't roll like that."

Then how come your brothers drive away every boy that tries to date you?

"Oh, they're just like that some of the time." nodded Darling, "They can't help but be overprotective so much."

Maybe they're protecting you just because you're actually gay and like women instead?

"Hey hey hey, I keep it professional, okay?" Darling cried out in frustration, "Look, what I do with my life and my business is not your concern."

Whatever you say, then. Darling Charming... doesn't want to admit she's gay, even though she pretty much is.

"Um, no I'm not. You can't prove that." Darling shook her head with a blush.

What about the time you kissed Apple White in her sleep?

Once she heard that 'lie' from the announcer, Darling replied with a huge long groan, stating, "Seriously, is everyone I run into gonna talk about this? For the last time, she was choking on an apple and I had to wake her up with CPR. That's what it was, it was just CPR and nothing else! Just because I 'woke' her up, that doesn't mean me and Apple are gonna be together. I'm just stating the facts here!"

LIIIIIII-ARRRRRRRRR!

"Oh, shut up with your lies," Darling scowled, "If I were me, I'd sic my brothers on you for that accused nonsense. Count on it."

Darling Charming... can't fight the fact that she's gay for her Apple.

"No, I'm not. You... will... not... break... me... that... easily." Darling hissed, wobbling her leg back and forth in an anxious way.

You can't fight this any longer, Darling...

The announcer was right deep down from the inside.

Anxiety started to strike Darling down, biting her tongue right out of pure desperation. The sweat started coming down her entire forehead, along with her entire body as it was filled with nothing more than nervous chills.

After several seconds of anticipation, she finally broke with a shout.

"Okay fine, I admit it, I am gay for Apple White!" Darling admitted before continuing to the camera, "I also admit the fact that I get so horny every time I see Apple undress! Not to mention the fact that she's also hot and I'd be willing to have gay babies with her anytime! And about that whole CPR thing? It was indeed a kiss all along, and I also admit that as ever! You hear me, Apple? I LOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU!"

Darling immediately lost a bit of breath from the confession she pulled on air. This forced her to breathe in and out for a good several seconds before prepping herself up back to normal.

"There, I admitted it to everyone!" Darling said, looking up at the air. "Are you happy now?"

Verily. Now you know the proud and gay Darling Charming!

"And I'm proud of it too!" Nodded Darling as the entire lights dimmed down on her, therefore ending the segment.

Wow, I can't believe it's been an awfully long time since I've worked on this story. I'll tell ya, time goes really fast in this world, huh?

Speaking of which, which student do you want the Know Your Stars announcer to rip on next chapter? Let me know via PM or reviews. Until next time, I only got four words left for ya: "WELCOME BACK ALL THAT!"