123AN: Hey guys, I know this isn't a Zuma's Courage update and I fully apologize for that. I kinda hit a snag in the writers' department with a writer's block. I am going to do my best to update it this coming weekend. I promise, but I feel bad for you guys not getting last weekend, so I made some more shorts for you. Enjoy
Disclaimer: I do not own Paw Patrol
"Paw Patrol Assemble."
Doctor Strange looked around the battlefield before him. Just as the one future he predicted, the only one that could defeat Thanos, was coming to life around him. It had been strange, being dead for years, yet feeling like he had been asleep for only five minutes. When your soul crosses over into the afterlife, time stops, and you feel a sense of peace yet all Strange could remember was that peace. Not the physical or mental feelings. No pictures or scenes. The roar from one of Thanos monsters put him out of thought. Let's focus on not getting back there actually.
The army he and the Sorcerers had summoned of every known power in the world from Wakanda to the Avengers was here. Even aliens from space that had been met during this endgame of the galaxy's fate were beside them. "Is that everyone?" He asked Master Wong.
"What you wanted more?" Wong asked in disbelief.
He was about to open his mouth when he noticed a portal opening nearby. Raising an eyebrow, he tried to think of who it was that was coming, only to have his eyes widened upon who it was. Nine pups? And a boy in what looked to be like a kid's version of Stark's armor. The first dashed forward with such speed he was at the front in a blink of an eye while another slide beside him on a wave of ice. One pup was flying with pink glowing wings while the other was floating around a green sphere of energy. Another pup broke out of the ground and landed with such a shake it was like the hulk had erupted while behind him, two more came out of the hole. A spotted one in red with fiery hooves and another in orange with water surrounding him. There was even a giant big pup nearly half the size of the giant Ant-Man which caught everyone's attention, and what looked like a smaller male version of her on her big nose.
The human kid, who had to be no older than twelve, landed beside them with his own armor and put his hands on his waist, staring down at the army of godlike aliens with nothing but beaming confidence. He turned to Dr. Strange and gave a salute and a wink before he told his pups to get ready as they, much to Stranges' shock again, said they were ready.
"Talking… powered…pups…" Strange whispered in awe, much like others who were looking at the newcomers with confusion.
Wong looked at Strange and asked, "Um, that good enough?"
"…I guess?" Strange said as Captain America raised his hand and said the two words that made them all charge forward.
"Avengers Assemble!"
"Debt it to Sex it"
Ryder knew that his pups, well no longer pups really, were going to be a handful when they got older. Puberty wasn't just a human thing after all. There were times when he had to stop his male dogs from humping areas, trying to sneak at pornos online, and occupy the bathroom for "alone time" but this was the final straw.
"$589 dollars for over a dozen calls to a sex hotline?!" Ryder shouted at his dogs who all winced at the tone. "Guys, its bad enough we're forced to use AT&NT for our phone connection, but do we really have waste minutes for bills as disgusting at this?!"
"But none of us have used a sex hotline, Ryder!" Chase shouted, raising his paw. "Honest!"
"Please, I bet you were asking the lady on the phone if she could be named, Skye," Zuma snorted, rolling his eyes. "Most likely asking her if she wanted to play with your baton, if you know what I mean."
"Says the one who keeps asking that collie across down if she wants some chocolate love," Chase hissed back.
"Enough! I know it wasn't Chase or Marshall because, according to the service I called, the dog using it kept wanting to use the name "Ella" for their…phone fun," Ryder said, shivering. "So that leave Rocky, Rubble, or Zuma for having a crush on one of our Mighty Twins. And I know its not Tracker because the woman said it was an American voice."
"Hey, I like Ella and all, but not that much!" Rocky argued.
"Well, I got the number that called, so soon we'll find out by whose tag lights up," Ryder said, having his pad call the number provided. He couldn't wait to find out was using his debt card to rank up a near six-hundred-dollar bill.
The pup pad starting ringing, but to Ryder's surprise none of his team's tags lit up. The others were a bit confused too, looking closely to see whose was activating, but none of them were. Soon, a voice answered the phone. "Hello?"
"…Tuck?" Ryder asked in disbelief.
"Hey, Ryder. What's up?"
"Ryder's New Assistant"
"So, what do you think Ryder wanted us for anyway?" Marshall asked, standing in line with the rest of the pups at the top of the Lookout Tower.
"Maybe he's got a mission for us?" Chase asked.
"But we're not in our uniforms," Rocky pointed out. "Plus, I think I over heard him say there was a visitor coming to the Lookout."
"You mean we're getting a new playmate?" Rubble asked, "Cool."
"Or it could be someone from Ryder's family!" Skye suggested.
"Well, we'll find out dudes, because here he comes," Zuma said, pointing out to Ryder who came up from the elevator.
The pups stood in attention as Chase stepped forward. "Paw Patrol, ready for action! Ryder, sir!"
"Relax, pups, we don't have a rescue to attend to," Ryder said, chuckling as the others relaxed. "I just wanted you to all meet my new assistant."
"A new assistant?" the pups asked at once.
"Yup, things have been getting busy here, so I put in a call for a temporary assistant to help things out until things cool down. She'll be here any second," Ryder said, looking behind him at the elevator.
A few seconds later, the jaws of all the boys dropped as coming towards them was the most beautiful, cute, and innocent looking creature they had ever seen. She was a dog like them, a Shih Tzu, but was standing on her rear legs like a human. She wore a green checkered vest with a white top and a red ribbon underneath with a navy-blue skirt. Her face was so sweet looking, and her smile was beautiful with rosy cheeks and with a white fur patch on her tail and around her mouth.
"Everyone, meet Isabella!" Ryder said, introducing her.
"Hello, everyone!" Isabella said, bowing before them. "Its nice to meet with you all. I hope we become good friends in the short time that I'm here."
"Do you pups want to say anything?" Ryder asked.
Skye, smiling, walked forward and held her paw up. "Hi, I'm Sky-" She suddenly screamed as Chase rammed into her, sending her flying towards the slide where she continued to scream until she landed face first in the dirt.
Chase, meanwhile, put on his best looking smile and cool face. "Welcome to his fine work establishment. I'm Chase. Leader and the one who runs this show. Strongest pup on the team actually." He was starting to show his muscles before a figure tackled him.
"Hi, I'm Marshall! I'm nice, fun, handsome, and single! Do you like dinners? Or movies? Or walks in the parks? GAH!" Marshall was thrown away by Rocky who had grabbed his tail and threw him into the glass wall.
"Ignore him. He's gay," Rocky said, puffing out his chest. "I'm Rocky! Smartest pup on the team! I can invent anything you want and I am also familiar with everything about how the Lookout while you are here! I invented most of the stuff here!"
Before Rocky could finish, Zuma turned the blushing Isabella around and presented a rose to the young secretary before winking. "Hey, babe. I'm Zuma. Swimmer. Surfer. And all around most wanted pup in the town. Ditch the geek and I can show you a good time."
"And I'm Rubble!" Rubble said, smiling sweetly. Ah to be young enough not to want to a girlfriend yet.
"W-well, you guys are very friendly, and I am flattered…" Isabella whispered, blushing up a storm. "B-But I'm afraid I have a boyfriend from the mansion I live in currently."
"Mansion? You're rich?" Chase asked, eyes wide.
"You have a boyfriend," Rocky whimpered as Chase began to wonder if Skye wasn't too angry about being pushed aside like a piece of meat.
"Y-yes, and well, its not my mansion. It's Master Hand's, I'm just there for the tournament!" Isabella said, blushing as she rubbed her paws.
"Tournament?" Rubble asked, tiling his head. "Like a game tournament."
"Well, not exactly."
"Oh please, I bet I'm twice the man this guy is," Zuma said with confidence.
"Wanna say that again, punk?"
Zuma felt his spine turn to ice upon hearing the growling sinister voice. Gulping, he slowly turned around and saw a giant wolf. Not just any wolf, but one standing on two legs with an eyepatch and wearing what look liked a space pirate outfit complete with a laser gun by his side. He lowered his head and growled, showing his teeth. "You really want to mess with me, little shit? I've killed hundreds in space, and I've battled with the best in the multi-verse. What have you done beside learn how to not piss in your bed? Get out of my site you little turd and let me see my girl."
With that said, Wolf backhanded Zuma into the same glass wall as Marshall and joined him in unconsciousness.
"Wolfy!" Isabella said, jumping up and snuggling her boyfriend. "You'll call me every night while I'm gone, right?"
"Sure thing, just remember to watch my fight against Fox, Chrome, and Inking tomorrow online," Wolf said, smirking as he kissed the giggling Tzu on the forehead. "I still gotta get your things from my wing."
"Oh! Let me help you!" Isabella said, joining her boyfriend in the elevator before it went down.
Everyone was quiet before Rubble said, "Well, he seems like a nice guy!"
Meanwhile, Skye rubbed her head, wondering what happened to her before she gasped and saw the most handsome creature in the world. Her eyes lit up like a heart bursting with love as she dashed towards the confused tall handsome wolf person and began to flutter her eyes. "Hi, handsome. Wanna fly to seventh heaven with mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Skye felt something hook around her dog tag, and threw her into the air her. She was sent flying until she was nothing but a dot in the sky. Wolf looked at his smiling girlfriend who put away fishing rod and smile sweetly.
"Shall we get the bags?"
"THIS GAME'S WINNER IS…ISABELLA!"
(AN: Yeah I ship Isabella and Wolf. What of it?)
